Use the Visa!!

Now all you have to do is figure out what are you going to use the visa for.. Did they mention the visa?..

After some time you disappear from the count. Just like unemployment statistics.

Thanks wait what do I need again?

Vi-say that again?

You must read this sign when you read this sign.

Okay, the only valid thing I got out of that was visa.

I wonder what signage they have for the IN-bound passengers?

I love to stay in the count! Ah ah ah!

Whew! I’m glad we got THAT all straightened out!

How to use a visa inside a visa

At least they didn’t leave the “o” out.

Please memorize these instructions. We will ask you questions later.

This Engrish really is cheerful. They now think of that already it learns.

What does it matter! I leaving anyway!

According to the visa, I’m down for the count.

Must…use…Visa…

Serious question here, is this sign from Canada by any chance??

If so I believe I know who conceived it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbaxSNh3KB4

Do you take American Express ?

And upon your departed, don’t forget your Visa upon your departed.

First there is a mountain. Then there is no mountain. Then there is.

Except that there isn’t any time when there is no mountain.

I hope that clears things up.

Visa only that we want.

Yo dawg, I heard you like Visas

so we put a Visa in your Visa so you can leave while you immigrate

oh, so the visa which I receives indicates the dates written on the immigration stamp which is the visa that doesn’t indicated the amount of days I can stayed in the count that I’ll departed? Makes perfect sense!

In the dictionary under redundant it says “See redundant”

The visa orf the visa is the visa only if the visa is visa…I hope that is clear.

Miss South Carolina 2007 must now be done with South Africa and Iraq so she’s teaching Engrish to people in Thailand.

one…. ONE expired visa!
two…. TWO expired visas!
three….

I have indeed seen this sign at Suvarnabhumi Airport, Bangkok. It’s even worse than implied here, as this sign is only visible for around 10 seconds each time (as it is a scrolling billboard). When trying to read this, it keeps scrolling away. Impossible to read and understand!

I can’t help but feel like this sign is trying to tell me something…

Visa. It’s in every sentence you want it to be. Visa vis….

Mojo-jojo probably made this… -_-

In other words, enjoy your stay.

Ummmm………have you tried using the Visa yet??
if that doesn’t work use the Visa

OK, but see, even before I got here I crossed the international date line and used a day off my visa before I even used my visa, or maybe I got a free day? And I don’t have any stamps ’cause i used e-mail, and what’s with that Googer anyway? So anyway I’m leaving early, and I wasted so much time trying to read your signs, so can I get a refund? And could you credit that to my Amelican Expless instead of my visa, cause I went by the embassy, I lost my temper and the ambasador is down… Read more »

Stay in the Count? Why all of a sudden did I think of The Count from Sesame Street?

so do we have to use a visa?

“Use the visa, Luke!”

With signs like that, no wonder there are many illegals.

Visa, visa, visa, egg, sausage and visa …