Helping professionals get it up

The old stiffs at headquarters called ’em last week…

Counseling provided for a nominal charge.
Viagra sold separately.

I hear they’re working on a big one downtown.

Helping you with your erection needs since 1969.

You know there is a chain of Japanese restaurants in Canada called Edo (usually found in mall food courts).

I’m trying to figure out if I’m going to ever be able to eat there again.

We’ll do more than stroke your ego…

You’d think that Enzyte would be easier

So that’s where Smilin’ Bob works

Do you offer the bright red four-ways one?

Looks like they’re hard at work.

We make our members stand at attention.

The Taj Mahal is man’s greatest erection for a woman.

The new name for Playboy, Inc.

OGC logotype would be most suitable here.

Do you have DA/council approval for that erection? The design looks a little phallic for my liking… mmm

Famous for our “erection parties.”

I wasn’t a big fan at first….

…And you thought puberty was a natural process!

For all the tall timbers.

If your work here for more than four hours, please call your doctor.

A very stimulating conference

Thank you EDO for supporting free erections on our country

Proof 1984 is becoming a reality.

No more ex spurts working here.

EDO – We build your dreams…

The shops next door have stiff competition…

Now we know why they renamed it Tokyo.

These guys are really good at their work.

…and here I thought they helped deveroping countries deproy democracy with free erections for the people. Boy, am I slow.

Next thing we know, there’ll be a ministry for that.

Yeah, it’s just PC for a high-class prostitution ring.

The western world should learn from this instead of overspending on military — let’s put one on every corner and put an end to war.

Brings whole new meaning to the term “Member in good standing”.

Can’t figure out why, but the size of that billboard makes me feel inadequate