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Well I’m glad there only bees and not sledgehammers.
Another reason why the bees are dying out then.
oh bees, where art thy sting?
The Queen’s mind games won’t stop me!
I’m allergic to bee hits!
Really?!? I hadn’t noticed…!
“So, you pollenate around here much?”
“Buzz off!”
Float like a butterfly, sting like a…. QUIT DOING THAT!!!
I guess that is better than stinging.
I took this sign to my therapist, but he still doesn’t believe me. Also, the guy on the bus peed my pants on the way there, and the janitor from my old junior highschool spent all my money on mail order dry goods.
That’s the last time I wear flower print on a hiking trip…
I’ve heard that if bee fly into you they are trying to warn you away from their hives. I wonder if that’s what this is supposed to mean?
I’ll come up with something attempting to be funny later.,
in Soviet Russia BE HITS YOU!!!!
Oh good, I thought I was hitting myself all this time…
Note to self: Remember to never, ever again wear colorful skirt with bright yellow, red, blue and purple flower designs while hiking in Cambodia. Unwanted attention from Cambodian bees and men likely to result.
I guess the bees finally realised they die after stinging, so they’ve decided to just hit people instead.
How could you learn that you die after stinging? For you are dead and cannot tell anyone else, also because you are dead, you cannot learn not to do it again.
When it dog barks,
When the bee hits,
When the I feels bad,
I simple remember a favorite things
And then it is to feeeeeel
Not a bad!
Sign these bees up for Angkor management classes pronto.
Well played, Jay. Well played.
I’d hit it like a bee hits a hiker!
i hit back bees! sting! sting!
I hate emo bees!
Bee careful!
Well, if you didn’t pitch all fastballs down the middle, you might strike out some of the bees.
Deadly Cambodian bees……
Somebody call a SWAT team!
In Soviet Russia, bees hit YOU.
The last thing I want is to get bee-slapped.
I always knew bees were bullies.
Look, Mommy, those bees are hitting himself.
that to japanese and back – The bee pay attention to you yourself who hit.
Obviously the deadly 500m drop to the next ledge is nothing compared with the prospect of being hit by those bees.
Actually it’s pretty clear to me. The bees swarm around you, you get scared, step about carelesly, fall down the cliff, hit yourself.
That cliff seems high. Do I?
giant bees enough to carry a stone ?
forget Angry Birds!! We’ve got Angry Bees!!
Myself hits the bees back.
@RJ 11:22
Yes, I do.
@Bea 6:31
Would that be the birds and the bees?
Oh, so THAT’S why I’m in stifling pain and swelling up all over my body. Thanks for pointing that out, sign.
If I was that close to a cliff, I don’t think bees would be the first thing on my mind.
They should have put up this sign on “Oprah”.