This is such billchit…

Take note of Bill Clinton’s advice, son. You might need it one day.

At last, a shirt with something sensible to say!
Who hasn’t relied on the ‘baffling with billchit’ strategy from time to time?

Well, I’m certainly baffled.

Works for me!

Oh, Bullchut.

And if that fails, just sue the luving krup out of them.

Bill WHO?

Don’t sweat the smill things…

IT’S ALL SMILL THINGS!

“If the brilliance of the bedazzler didn’t thrill you enough, our next guest speaker is a master of evasion! Let’s give it up for Bill Chit!”

Billchit baffles brains. (Old Chinese Army saying)

Go on have a cigar.

Money talks and billchit walks!!!

And if you can’t baffle them, call them all Ace Hells

I admit it, I’m baffled. I had no idea they’d changed the definition of denim to soft cotton.

I won’t pay for that! This bill is just chit!

I can honestly say I’m more baffled than dazzled. Sweater advertising works!

Manufactured with permission by Hillary Clinton under the husband haters collection

Guess they ran out of space for “Bill’s Chitlins”.

You keeps saying that phrase, I don’t think that’s the way it goes.

That’s MISTER Chit to you, pal.

Goodbye, Mr. Chits

or confuse them with Engrish!

Bill Chits?

Uhhh, yeah. If I show them my receipt slips, they WILL be baffled.

But don’t take chit from anybody else.

…and always say, “excuse me” after you billchit.

then you will understand why you can’t dazzle them with brilliance.

And if that doesn’t work, phuc them up!

hey… this isin’t real denim! THIS IS TOTAL BC!

Bill Chit… Chucken Chit’s cousin…

Every time you use billchit, Bill calls in his chits.

this does work, I’ve been looking at it all night and I am still BAFFLED…

BILLCHIT:

Distraction. Every time.

The motto of th 2000 election. (note I DID vote for Bush)

Chit happens.

Censorship overkill.

Hello, I’m Bill Chit. Can we talk?

Wet the fork?

Be for the going of “Suching you of my Richard”

Well I’m defiantly baffled.