These shoes are a steal…

Celebrity cheats, a dime a dozen.

I saw Paris Hilton there

Of course, when you cheat, you have to go underground.

The Paymore Shoe Source

Great for jumping the subway turnstile.

“Check out our new fall line of cement overshoes!”

The Immelda Marcos collection??

“Pssssst! Wanna buy a hot pair o’ shoes?”

Because selling cheat shoes above ground is just BEGGING for trouble, obviously.

Whoever hasnt been in one of these “fake” malls in China is missing out. The quality of the fakes is HILARIOUS. $5 Nike Air forces, fake North Face backpacks, all of it hilariously fake. The fake shoes look like they were baby shoes(as in, level of detail) that were enlarged.

No, no the mirrors on the shoes are one of the accessories.

The customers are hurdling in like sheet.

I used to use my shoes to chet

I wonder if they have anything that would match my pecker socks?

Ben Johnson’s favorite!

I wonder if they also sell “sneakers” ?

They meant “cheap,” but the translator was a ventriloquist dummy.

That store’s no good. All they sell you is billchit.

Check out our exclusive lines for Bill Clinton, David Vitter, Elliot Spitzer, and the Kennedy family. (Our Rick Santorum line is by our bath house.)

Shoe throwing? Yes, sir, our selection from Iraq is right over here in Aisle 3…

Now, why would anyone want to cheat shoes? What have shoes done to deserve that?

Cheating shoes, underground and underfoot.

Are they cheap cheat shoes?

i saw mischa barton selling herself there

I never knew The Cheat had a shoe store.

No, ma’am. You’ll find stacked heels be found at our sister store: Elevated Cheat Shoes City

these shoes multiplied the soccerball when i kicked it into the net! i scored 5 times!

Camel Toe sold separately.

I bought a pair of shoes here once. Later I found one of them under the bed, tongue-kissing (get it?) with one of my pink slippers!! 0_o

It’s humiliating enough that I lost a game of Scrabble to a pair of shoes, but they accused me of cheating, too! “Engrish is too a real word!” I told them, but then they told me to go step in some doggy doo. What a couple of heels! It’s like they don’t have soles…

It’s a cheat because it isn’t even underground!

IDDQD shoes

Just Type It

Cheat Shoes? Do they have Strongbad gloves too?

Man this place smells like Celebrity Pee

I don’t know Chinese, but I bet that “cheat” stands for “fake” shoes….that is, “Rike”, “Abibas”, “Rybeek”, “Fuma” etc. etc.

Undergroung cheat shoes.

For the lucrative moles of the world.

I heard their Nire Air Jorans are on sale!

cheap, not cheat

Be careful on reading brand names! 😀