Takezumi

Because after a hard days work I need to smell nice.

Accursed ions! Ye reek, and must burn in the charcoal.
Unless ye apply deodorant first.

No kidding?

The person who creates the accurse ion should be awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry/Physics.

Women love men who use charcoal deodorant because they smell like burned meat.

It has never accursed to me that I should smell like an hibachi. But science don’t lie!

Curse you, Red Bamboo!

Ye shall be accursed with minus ions! Besides, you stink!

Damn the bamboo, damn the charcoal, damn the water, and damn the minus ions. And above all, DAMN THE DEODORANT!

The Zen of bamboo charcoal: The bamboo charcoal is being made the charcoal.

…and besides it only cost 15 cents

i wonder how bamboo charcoal makes water good for the body, or work as a deodorant, lolz

“I can has deodorant?” 😀

“The person who creates the accurse ion should be awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry/Physics.”

Mored likes igNobel prized

You should never have accursed ions in the holy-water.

Ashes to ashes, stink to stink. This bamboo really works miracles!

C’mon, Ions. Be POSITIVE! Smile!

It rubs the charcoal on its skin. It does this whenever it is stinky.

This is great for when your baboosh starts to smell

I love the smell of mesquite-scented deodorant in the morning.

Oh, can you? I have tried many time, but how can one go around MAKING someone use deodorant without appearing bitchy? Good thing you did though, the BO was getting a bit too much for a whole bunch of people…

First there is a charcoal, then there is no charcoal, then there is.

Steven Wright would be proud.

Quick, call CERN – they’re working to discover the God particle, perhaps the accurse ion is the key.

I don’t care if you can have it. Don’t tell me to use a deodorant!

Use some of this, just trust me. You stink.

For some reason I keep thinking “CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER?”

And from the charcoal made from the bamboo charcoal being made, we burn the resulting charcoal for charcoal of charcoal of bamboo charcoal! Sure, you’ll smell like the forest fire, but what the hell! That armpit aroma (And any other odor for that matter), is a thing of the past! Forever!

Then again, Take2, the God particle may be the Uncursed Ion.

Do you bathe with soap and water? No? Well deoderant will help, but not much.

Ummm, why does this deoderant smell like panda???

Ok so what you’re saying is that if you take the bamboo and make it into bamboo charcoal it becomes charcoal and then the bamboo charcoal…I mean the charcoal bamboo….bamboo charcoal charcoal…shoot! Wanna explain that to me again?

I can haz deodorant?!

That’s some talented charcoal…

We are bamborgoo yu will be decimanated…make more boocoal. Replicating boo make more boo than no boo.

Damn alchemists, when will they learn, you can’t make deodorant out of lead.

I DONT BELIEVE IT’S GOOD. IT HAS A CURSE.

Drink it for good health…or…

DEODORANT? DEAR LORD YES!

besides that…

Besides, what it matters to you? It my charcoal water.

Good for body, but smell bad, so I have it use a deodorant.

sadako using it…

Interesting. Please tell me how you manage to do that…

I guess they just had too many ions in the fire.

You can get charcoal to do anything…

Gotta love those Accursed Ion properties, they become the water.

wow! this is rare!!! most deodorant are whitener and this one is for blackkkkieeeer~

Well, at least it’s good for something.

Unto thee I spake: Unless thou useth deodorant, thine ions shalt be accursed until the seventh son of the seventh son.

Finally, a deodorant for that easily embarrassed briquette!