Caution: Baboosh may follow you home….

Caution: Baboosh may follow you home….

posted on 10 Oct 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.
Found in China.

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KinkyTom
KinkyTom
15 years ago

WAIT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH MY GRANDMOTHER ?

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
15 years ago

Oooh, it feels like the earth is moving! ..Oh wait, that’s just another landslip.

Algernon
Algernon
15 years ago

Not a stable shower for the faint hearted.

Jon
Jon
15 years ago

At least they give you a public place to get your baboosh off in China.

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

You get your baboosh off in a public restroom in the States and you get arrested. Just ask George Michael!

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

I don’t think that’s “land” you’re slipping in…

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

Ladies, get your baboosh off in the depths to the left…

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

Whatever happened to choking the chicken? spanking the monkey? flogging the bishop?

kringo
kringo
15 years ago

Let baboosh get his own damn self off!

kringo
kringo
15 years ago

And when I asked you to stop calling me Shirley, I didn’t mean to imply that “Landslip” was an acceptable alternative.

Chuck
Chuck
15 years ago

I used to have a monkey on my back. Now I’ve found a place to banish the baboosh !

Chuck
Chuck
15 years ago

(Or whatever the kids are calling it these days.)

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
15 years ago

Introducing the Landslip Landslide! Mountains of fun! perfect for Babooshes!

Ani
Ani
15 years ago

Darn it, they forgot to tell us whether we could Hullaballoo or not!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
15 years ago

The shower area is right above the earthquake zone.

Dude
Dude
15 years ago

Well…landslips can’t be any worse than sea or airslips, right?

Tim
Tim
15 years ago

“Out, out! Damn Baboosh!”

Tim
Tim
15 years ago

Let me try this again:

“Out! Out! Damn Baboosh!”

Tim
Tim
15 years ago

No that didn’t work either. I was trying to enclose LadyMacBeth in html type brackets.
Oh well. If you have to explain a joke, you didn’t tell it right!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
15 years ago

Tim: Good job. XD

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
15 years ago

Get baboosh off in the bathroom? Then what am I supposed to do in this shower?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
15 years ago

Ah! My little babooshka. Come and see the official organ.

jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

OK…now that I’ve found the Naughtiness Plaza, how do I get out?

jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

Baboosh, Baboosh, will you do the fandngo?
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me…

Cecily
Cecily
15 years ago

In Soviet Russia, Baboosh get YOU off! (But only if family is incestuous.)

coffeebot
15 years ago

Don’t let the door hit ya in the dupa on the way out!

nyna
nyna
15 years ago

Last thing you want to do while your getting your baboosh off is landslip!

Tan
Tan
15 years ago

It’s supposed to say remove slippers before entering bathroom, beware of slippery floor

Pete
Pete
15 years ago

Tan,

I’ve been looking all OVER for that charachter æ‹– (tuo1), since I know éž‹ (xie2) means “shoes”. Was driving me crazy trying to find that first character since it wasn’t in my character dictionary.

As for how that facility equated “slippers” with “baboosh”???
Nary a clue. Guess I should never call a granny an “old shoe”!

Yugan
15 years ago

Pete:
There was an old babooshka and she lived in a shower….

(for 拖, look under 手部)

Grifter
Grifter
15 years ago

What happens in the baboosh, stays in the shower.

Pete
Pete
15 years ago

Yugan:

(Continuing yours)
There was an old babooshka and she lived in a shower….

(Mine)
….she didn’t want to landslip
as she got off every hour.

(Sung to the Mother Goose rhyme of “There was an old woman who lived in a shoe…”)

And now, back to biz: 手部???

Salome
Salome
15 years ago

I googled ‘baboosh’ and found advertisements for slippers. Think some of us have just learned a new word. I certainly did.

Andy
Andy
15 years ago

Pete:

The way one distinguishes/ separates chinese characters is often by the left part of the character. For the word “æ‹–”, it is classified under “手部” because of the left part of the character. “部” just means “part”, as in, part of the character. If you were to look up the word in the dictionary, that would be the section youd find it under. Although my guess is you dont use an old analog dictionary, and probably an electronic one, making this whole conversation meaningless. g’bye

Pete
Pete
15 years ago

Andy and Yugan: It’s done the same with Japanese characters as in Chinese. It’s just not called 手部 (Shou3 Bu4) as it’s pronounced in Mandarin. If, in the study of Chinese, the character 部 is used for describing which part of the character is the radical, then that’s different from Japanese. In Japanese, the left-side radical of a character is called: 偏 [へん](Eng: “Hen”). The hanzi (kanji) “hand” radical is called 手偏 [てへん] (Eng: “Tehen”) in Japanese, since the Chinese character 手 (shou3) is prononced “Te” in the kun-yomi (native Japanese) reading and “Shu” in the on-yomi (approximation of the… Read more »

tekleader
tekleader
15 years ago

Baboosh: “You read the sign! Now get to it!”

Kitsune
Kitsune
15 years ago

Wow, and I thought we weren’t supposed to Baboosh off in the bathroom

cmakeng
cmakeng
15 years ago

Isn’t Baboosh what George W. calls his mother?

N0 3y3 d33r
N0 3y3 d33r
15 years ago

If only Billy Mays could be here to advertise a baboosh remover…

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
15 years ago

Are they calling my baboosh fat?… :'(

Kiael
Kiael
15 years ago

If you have a landslip while getting your baboosh off, it’s time to find a wife!

tyson taumaoe
15 years ago

…when i farted in the tub it made stinky baboosh. i like to have soapy baboosh in shower. BUBBLES. BUBBLES. BUBBLES!!!!

Bousse
Bousse
14 years ago

Sign: “Be careful landslip.”

Landslip: “OK!”

GuessWho
GuessWho
14 years ago

@Bousse: That is the funniest comment in the whole thread, and boy, did you have competition!

Cj
Cj
14 years ago

I never leave the shower with out getting my baboosh off. I always wondered how it got on afterwards.

Jwaz
Jwaz
14 years ago

Its a misspelling… its supposed to say ‘baboon’. It keeps him from bothering the guests.

don
don
14 years ago

is landslide worse than landslip?

Brad
Brad
14 years ago

I guess they have glory holes in chinese truck stops too?

Rotifer
Rotifer
13 years ago

Allow me to introduce myself; my name is Baboosh.

Brian
Brian
13 years ago

A bit presumptious there don’t you think sign people? I’ve never even met this Baboosh character and I’m supposed to get he/she/it off just like that? What kind of girl do you think I am. I expect to be wined and dined a bit before I get the Baboosh off.

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