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Are they real? No… they’re BURA
posted on 27 Oct 2009 in Clothing
Photo courtesy of Howell Li.
Bra from Japan.
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I dream of floating breasts.
“The feeling of a fit which forgets to have attached” would better suit a perfect burqa.
Kooka-Bra sits in the old gum tree
So darned tight I couldn’t breee-eathe!
FLY, Kooka-Bra!
FLY, Kook-Bra!
Get away from ME.
Makes getting to Second Base easier!
I breast, therefore I am…
It’s too late
She’s gone too far
She’s lost the sun
She’s come undun
“I keep thinking I’m forgetting something…”
Perfect bura for the complete bureast…
The hand doesn’t look like it belongs to the woman.
It’s like an umburella for your burests, except you forget it’s there.
I didn’t think Japanese women would need a bra.
Is a Bura better than a Titsling?
As mother would say, “You’re so forgetful you’d forget your breasts if they weren’t attached!”
I definitely prefer complete breasts. That woman with no nipples made foreplay extremely difficult.
Excuse me, I think I’ve lost the breast I’ve detatched…
I am my breasts’
and my breasts are mine
It forgets to have attached the right part of the photo!
and before someone else gets to it…
It puts the lotion on its skin or it it gets the hose again.
“You look different today.”
“Oops, I forgot to attach my bura.”
Yeah! Last time I had a fit, one of my tits became detatched too.
Must’ve been a real boob who translated this.
Must be what bura-crats wear.
On another note, some German Engrish for the Bura:
Stoppen sie Floppen.
Bura – Connocting boobie
The Petting Zoo experienced a instant boost in popularity after the addition of the new Bura ride.
That’ll teach her to get a cheap boob job!
Fits all sizes, from Itty Bitty Titties to DAAAAMN!!
Burast milk is still the best for babies
Bra + Hurrah = Bura
“Remember to put your perfect tits away when you’re finished playing, otherwise you might lose them.”
Bura, isn’t that femal Burro?
In Soviet Russia, breasts completes YOU.
Its its its AWESOME.
After that product:
Introducing Wonderful Race Pantury. 😀
Oh no! Now let me think. Where WAS the last place I saw them?
no rib meat included
I always forget to attach them…