You can climb all you want…

I suppose that means no fushing as well.

And absolutely NO lab storing, scolopping, or crapping.

Or shrumping either.

…Otherwise you carefully slip and fall down!

Doom with a view! 🙂

It’s still okay to oysterbate, though.

Humpty Mollusk say on a rail,
Humpty Mollusk fell: epic fail.
All China’s park rangers issued a warning,
And forbade bivalve climbing the very next morning.

But we were looking for Rocky Mountain Oysters…

is “clambing” past tense?

“Aw, shucks!”

This is a conservation area, you know. So No Clambing and Huntting.

And no sputting over the edge, either!

I chased that little clam all the way from the shore to here, and now you tell me I can’t catch him?!?

No clambin’, now, young’uns! Y’all’r gonna fall!

And no clayfishing either.

Now what am I supposed to do with all these lemons, drawn butter, and cocktail sauce?!?

Ha ha, they misspelled it. Clam doesn’t have a b in it

Here’s to a meal of clamb,
I like it much better than lamb,
If it’s seafood,
It always is good,
For, for all else I don’t give a damb.

…because you maght jemp.

…and no scallopbing or shrimpbing either!

when the park rangers ask you a question, answer, don’t clamb up!!

The intention is clear: they do not want people with dyslexia to gamble there.

“However, CLIMB At Your Own Request”

Ghinese Rlouette players will be protsegued.

if i see you clambing, you’ll be in deep shat!

Don’t clamb up this rail. You might pull a mussel! *groan*

Something about that sign seems fishy…

No clambing?! But i do’nt even know how to clamb!!!

but i want clam bling. just got a shellfish diamond studded clock necklace…. yeeeeah boyeee!!!

I’ve heard of freshwater and seawater clambs, but inland drought clambs?

I don’t like to be told I can’t do things. I don’t know what clambing is… but I sure as hell want to find out so I can do it just to spite that stupid sign.