Awesome. With one of those I could teleport using tust my mind!
GoodGuy
15 years ago
…on second thought, maybe this the part of your brain that makes it possible for you to walk in a straight line. I suppose those are in high demand these days.
Algernon
15 years ago
Ah, a black hole that will transport me wherever I like.
Jay
15 years ago
Founded 1974, Marty Feldman Enterprises Ltd.
jjhitt
15 years ago
Got any vacancies?
jjhitt
15 years ago
I’m calling about my boyfriend. Where did you say his brain went?
jjhitt
15 years ago
Zombies need not apply.
jnmcnally
15 years ago
So that’s where I left it!
jjhitt
15 years ago
Yeah… the relocation went fine. But every time I wear tight pants I get a headache.
Big Fat Cat
15 years ago
The surgery didn’t go well and the brain was found relocated to the groin.
The 3 most important parts of a brain: relocation, relocation, relocation!
Pete
15 years ago
I’ve lost my mind and don’t know who to ask for help…
Ani
15 years ago
Meeting hall for Scarecrows, Anonymous.
Ralph Hamilton
15 years ago
Do it yourself Brain Surgery, for fun and profit.
Blaze
15 years ago
Mind in the gutter?
We’ll help you move it! Reasonable rates! Dolly and boxes included!
Ani
15 years ago
Tinmen and large cats should call 1-888-***-**** for relocation of hearts and guts.
Jazzy
15 years ago
Unthinkable!!
beechoak
15 years ago
I’ve checked… it’s not “up there” either.
beechoak
15 years ago
Well, you know what they say… if it wasn’t attached…!
beechoak
15 years ago
Hello! Have you lost your mind?
beechoak
15 years ago
… just in case you let your mind wander…
Pete
15 years ago
I just moved out and am looking for a new brainmate.
Am I in the right place?
KinkyTom
15 years ago
Finally unwanted brains can find a new home : )
Grifter
15 years ago
Put your mind in your behind?
Didone
15 years ago
Dr Kawashima’s Relocation Brain System. The question is no longer “How old is your brain?” but “Where is your brain?”
Didone
15 years ago
Also know as Relocation BS
Pete
15 years ago
Abby WHO?
Pete
15 years ago
Suspisciously, the Japanese National Police began to wonder whether The Evil Dr. Hagiwara’s “Green Magma” had finally begun taking its intended toll on Japanese civilization….
Pete
15 years ago
AKA “What happens when hair transplants go wrong.”
I lost my mind a while ago, and these guys were really helpful. After a bit of investigation, it eventually turned up at London Undergrounds lost property office in Baker St! 🙂
bergmaedchen
15 years ago
Yup, I think some of my students have had their brains relocated by you guys…
Kitsune
15 years ago
Brain Relocation is a requirement for going into politics
kringo
15 years ago
I wonder how they do the relocation. I bet they just do it live.
Awesome. With one of those I could teleport using tust my mind!
…on second thought, maybe this the part of your brain that makes it possible for you to walk in a straight line. I suppose those are in high demand these days.
Ah, a black hole that will transport me wherever I like.
Founded 1974, Marty Feldman Enterprises Ltd.
Got any vacancies?
I’m calling about my boyfriend. Where did you say his brain went?
Zombies need not apply.
So that’s where I left it!
Yeah… the relocation went fine. But every time I wear tight pants I get a headache.
The surgery didn’t go well and the brain was found relocated to the groin.
Brain Station?
The 3 most important parts of a brain: relocation, relocation, relocation!
I’ve lost my mind and don’t know who to ask for help…
Meeting hall for Scarecrows, Anonymous.
Do it yourself Brain Surgery, for fun and profit.
Mind in the gutter?
We’ll help you move it! Reasonable rates! Dolly and boxes included!
Tinmen and large cats should call 1-888-***-**** for relocation of hearts and guts.
Unthinkable!!
I’ve checked… it’s not “up there” either.
Well, you know what they say… if it wasn’t attached…!
Hello! Have you lost your mind?
… just in case you let your mind wander…
I just moved out and am looking for a new brainmate.
Am I in the right place?
Finally unwanted brains can find a new home : )
Put your mind in your behind?
Dr Kawashima’s Relocation Brain System. The question is no longer “How old is your brain?” but “Where is your brain?”
Also know as Relocation BS
Abby WHO?
Suspisciously, the Japanese National Police began to wonder whether The Evil Dr. Hagiwara’s “Green Magma” had finally begun taking its intended toll on Japanese civilization….
AKA “What happens when hair transplants go wrong.”
“We’ll make you think you are somewhere else”
I’d forget my own mind if it wasn’t firmly screwed on.
Actually, hold that thought for a second… 😮
Please keep arms ands legs inside at all times whilst the brain is in motion… 🙂
I lost my mind a while ago, and these guys were really helpful. After a bit of investigation, it eventually turned up at London Undergrounds lost property office in Baker St! 🙂
Yup, I think some of my students have had their brains relocated by you guys…
Brain Relocation is a requirement for going into politics
I wonder how they do the relocation. I bet they just do it live.
When you’re tired of your old body, and you’re looking for something new.
Ask about our new robot bodies.
“Hello? I’m calling because I feel a bit scatterbrained. Think you can help me?”
It’s the cerebral witness protection program.
it’s like “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”, but done by a (unqualified-for-real-practice) neurosurgeon.
Hey, I’ve been looking for that! I left it on the back seat.
In Soviet Russia, the Brains relocate YOU.
Next door is the Rocket Science building.
Witless protection program
As Dan Quayle said, “It’s a terrible things to lose one’s mind”.
We can help !
Me brain go where?
A.K.A. “Church of Scientology”…….
Never you mind…
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so, Brain, but– Brain? Where did he go?