Time to find a new home…

Awesome. With one of those I could teleport using tust my mind!

…on second thought, maybe this the part of your brain that makes it possible for you to walk in a straight line. I suppose those are in high demand these days.

Ah, a black hole that will transport me wherever I like.

Founded 1974, Marty Feldman Enterprises Ltd.

Got any vacancies?

I’m calling about my boyfriend. Where did you say his brain went?

Zombies need not apply.

So that’s where I left it!

Yeah… the relocation went fine. But every time I wear tight pants I get a headache.

The surgery didn’t go well and the brain was found relocated to the groin.

Brain Station?

The 3 most important parts of a brain: relocation, relocation, relocation!

I’ve lost my mind and don’t know who to ask for help…

Meeting hall for Scarecrows, Anonymous.

Do it yourself Brain Surgery, for fun and profit.

Mind in the gutter?

We’ll help you move it! Reasonable rates! Dolly and boxes included!

Tinmen and large cats should call 1-888-***-**** for relocation of hearts and guts.

Unthinkable!!

I’ve checked… it’s not “up there” either.

Well, you know what they say… if it wasn’t attached…!

Hello! Have you lost your mind?

… just in case you let your mind wander…

I just moved out and am looking for a new brainmate.
Am I in the right place?

Finally unwanted brains can find a new home : )

Put your mind in your behind?

Dr Kawashima’s Relocation Brain System. The question is no longer “How old is your brain?” but “Where is your brain?”

Also know as Relocation BS

Abby WHO?

Suspisciously, the Japanese National Police began to wonder whether The Evil Dr. Hagiwara’s “Green Magma” had finally begun taking its intended toll on Japanese civilization….

AKA “What happens when hair transplants go wrong.”

“We’ll make you think you are somewhere else”

I’d forget my own mind if it wasn’t firmly screwed on.

Actually, hold that thought for a second… 😮

Please keep arms ands legs inside at all times whilst the brain is in motion… 🙂

I lost my mind a while ago, and these guys were really helpful. After a bit of investigation, it eventually turned up at London Undergrounds lost property office in Baker St! 🙂

Yup, I think some of my students have had their brains relocated by you guys…

Brain Relocation is a requirement for going into politics

I wonder how they do the relocation. I bet they just do it live.

When you’re tired of your old body, and you’re looking for something new.

Ask about our new robot bodies.

“Hello? I’m calling because I feel a bit scatterbrained. Think you can help me?”

It’s the cerebral witness protection program.

it’s like “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”, but done by a (unqualified-for-real-practice) neurosurgeon.

Hey, I’ve been looking for that! I left it on the back seat.

In Soviet Russia, the Brains relocate YOU.

Next door is the Rocket Science building.

Witless protection program

As Dan Quayle said, “It’s a terrible things to lose one’s mind”.
We can help !

Me brain go where?

A.K.A. “Church of Scientology”…….

Never you mind…

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but– Brain? Where did he go?