Manicure Set

I think that manicure set is designed for Elephants

You should see the pedicure set….

The Chinese Answer to the Swiss Army Knife

The only Manicure set endorsed by Chuck Norris

i see they finally auctioned off Hannibal Lecter’s “manicure” set….

They finally invented a manicure set for my dad

They definitely heard about Nine Inch Nails.

big black man: “hey buddy can i use your bottle opener to pop open my beer?”

chinese man: “no no no! dat is my manicure set. za bottle openah weell be fownd in my wife’s spa!”

this might be legal to possess in a prison.
they’d love manicure.

How to recycle father’s day gift for mother’s day.

When all specialists fail…

..and it works for me!

ouch

Now you can open up those nails for an even better cleaning!

It works for Edward Scissorhands or Freddy Krugger.

CAUTION! Only for those who want to pry their fingernails off, corkscrew their eyes out!

That’s what it feels like when the Asian ladies do my nails. Perhaps this is what they use in Beauty School…

It’s saws version of a manicure!

It was a gift for Superman, who had fingernails of steel.

Why keep cutting your nails every day, when you can cut your fingers off right now!

For those hard to manicure hands!

Hey doc! We’ve got someone here with some REALLY screwed up hands!

For Make Happy the Mangled Fingers

Finally, a manicure set for Robocop.

I guess, they forgot to write the words ” for horse”

Finally, a manicure set for Wolverine.

ouch

The complete nail removal kit…for completely removing the nails!

OUCH!

Don’t buy it for mom!

If that’s your manicure set, I do’nt ever wanna see your fingernails!!!!

“Manicure Set”:Contents: 1 repackaged bottle opener. 1 Wine bottle opener. 1…….. Is that a fish on the side of it?

For the Jack Bauer in all of us.

From the Foster Brooks collection of fine grooming products.

“Drink enough and you won’t give a damn what your nails look like.”

side effects may include lose of lims

I think it broke my face, BUT MY NAILS LOOK FABULOUS !! 😀

Bender’s favorite

how fantastic! now, my left hand nails are holled, and some on my left hand are missing! the others have simply dissapered(along with the fingers)!

Then just pop the cork with your new steel fingernails! No fuss, no muss, no bother!

Do not mock Bigfoot’s manicure set.

Special Nazi addition, it seems…

Meanwhile, across town, some other poor schmuck was trying to uncork his chardonnay with nail clippers.

makey you fingels plitty, no porish need. brood led onry corror. so solly miss morry.

You might feel a little pinch…

My nails look great! Well I should say my new nails, because after I used that my nails fell off…

Finally, Edward Sissorhands can style his claws!

You want pedicure? Only twenty dollah moah.

I bought this and I am now typing with a stick in my mouth.

Yes … that will cure you of being a man.

For the masochist that has everything…