Let’s skip it this time…

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

Yeah, lets go straight to murder!

By all means, let’s skip it!

I’ve already sentenced you to 25 life sentences already, let’s just skip this one.

Speaking of skipping, from the immortal Flying Circus:

(Perp in a body cast being sworn in before the court)

Judge: Can you raise your right hand?
Perp: (silently hakes his body “No”)
J: Can you raise your left hand?
P: (Again shakes “No”)
J: Hmmm….I see. Can you raise your right leg?
P: (shakes “No”)
J: Can you raise your left leg?
P: (shakes “No”)
J: Well…is there anything you can raise? RIGHT…we’ll skip THAT!!!

They have a more rigorous one for the sober people – skipping sex

Skipping rape is good for your health.

I don’t know about that, Lolita…

Going straight to the cigarette!

Much better than skipping your morning coffee

Excuse me! Can you show me how this thing works?

What will the tentacle monsters do? Won’t somebody think of the tentacle monsters?

I’m gonna run right past this one…

As far as mature subjects go, I think this is one that’s best avoided.

Skipping without panting is a tight rapewalk!

The camman schaalyord octivity.

I’ll bet you can’t do it while skipping.

its better than a jump rape

Me ‘n ma friend wanna know if we can do a Double Dutch…

Goodnight honey. There was something I was going to do to you, but now I can’t remember what it was. . . .
Oh well. I’m sure I’ll remember it for next time.

I’m glad they dotted their “n” in their engrish.

seems she used the anti-lust spray !

Horny care bath salt in action!

Pedo bear was very disapointed

Hey little girl! Wanna see my “rope”?

No one wants to jump a rope that small

Behind the label:

The little girls’ weapon against rapists!

Not now, honey, I have a headache…

We’ll come back to it after severe beating!

For the Chinese rape is a form of foreplay.

And I thought they just liked playing with balls. They grow up so fast…

But how else am I supposed to get rid of my erection in progress?

I would prefer to get it over with…

Did someone just say loli?

Put the bounce back in your sex life.

LOL rape is something u can skip.
good one.

yeah…. skip rape or skip yourself goin’ tuh jail!

Good theing the Japanese saw that “o” that was’nt supposed to be there and put an “a” instead.It might have been innapropriate.

now you can rape while skiping everything else

Not today. I have a headache.

Good advice. Always try to skip rape, kids!

why not? since all rapists had skipped on their sanity anyway…

either you skip rape, or sit on the electric chair..

I was shopping in the store with my two daughters when I saw this. As I only had $5 on me, I could only afford to give this to one of them. I bet you can imagine how hard it was to pick which daughter to not give it to…
I wonder if its a toy that can be shared?

I think the Silent Hill 2 mannequin could have used that.

I think they meant skipping rope.

thanks. i appreciate that. rape is sure to ruin my day.

What’s this product, anyway? Pepper spray? Lawyer firm ad? Kan someoone pleaze make explenation?

Hmmmm. So how about next Friday, say, seven o’clock?

So how long have we been skipping rape for?