Let’s skip it this time…

Let’s skip it this time…

posted on 11 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

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Photo courtesy of Patrick Kelly.
Found at small vendor in Shanghai.

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GoodGuy
GoodGuy
14 years ago

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
14 years ago

Yeah, lets go straight to murder!

Jazzy
Jazzy
14 years ago

By all means, let’s skip it!

Pete
Pete
14 years ago

I’ve already sentenced you to 25 life sentences already, let’s just skip this one.

Pete
Pete
14 years ago

Speaking of skipping, from the immortal Flying Circus:

(Perp in a body cast being sworn in before the court)

Judge: Can you raise your right hand?
Perp: (silently hakes his body “No”)
J: Can you raise your left hand?
P: (Again shakes “No”)
J: Hmmm….I see. Can you raise your right leg?
P: (shakes “No”)
J: Can you raise your left leg?
P: (shakes “No”)
J: Well…is there anything you can raise? RIGHT…we’ll skip THAT!!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
14 years ago

They have a more rigorous one for the sober people – skipping sex

beechoak
beechoak
14 years ago

Skipping rape is good for your health.

rowger
rowger
14 years ago

I don’t know about that, Lolita…

Grifter
Grifter
14 years ago

Going straight to the cigarette!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
14 years ago

Much better than skipping your morning coffee

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
14 years ago

Excuse me! Can you show me how this thing works?

JoeS
JoeS
14 years ago

What will the tentacle monsters do? Won’t somebody think of the tentacle monsters?

DieselDragon
14 years ago

I’m gonna run right past this one…

DieselDragon
14 years ago

As far as mature subjects go, I think this is one that’s best avoided.

Yogesh Damle
14 years ago

Skipping without panting is a tight rapewalk!

Classic Steve
14 years ago

The camman schaalyord octivity.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago

I’ll bet you can’t do it while skipping.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
14 years ago

its better than a jump rape

coffeebot
coffeebot
14 years ago

Me ‘n ma friend wanna know if we can do a Double Dutch…

Fatal-Noogie
Fatal-Noogie
14 years ago

Goodnight honey. There was something I was going to do to you, but now I can’t remember what it was. . . .
Oh well. I’m sure I’ll remember it for next time.

BCM
BCM
14 years ago

I’m glad they dotted their “n” in their engrish.

garudamon11
garudamon11
14 years ago

seems she used the anti-lust spray !

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
14 years ago

Horny care bath salt in action!

Kitsune
Kitsune
14 years ago

Pedo bear was very disapointed

TJ
TJ
14 years ago

Hey little girl! Wanna see my “rope”?

Kelly
Kelly
14 years ago

No one wants to jump a rope that small

Lanz16
14 years ago

Behind the label:

The little girls’ weapon against rapists!

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
14 years ago

Not now, honey, I have a headache…

David
David
14 years ago

We’ll come back to it after severe beating!

eko_pilosopo
eko_pilosopo
14 years ago

For the Chinese rape is a form of foreplay.

Chris
Chris
14 years ago

And I thought they just liked playing with balls. They grow up so fast…

Chris
Chris
14 years ago

But how else am I supposed to get rid of my erection in progress?

richy
richy
14 years ago

I would prefer to get it over with…

pokemonfroslass
pokemonfroslass
14 years ago

Did someone just say loli?

yoyo
yoyo
14 years ago

Put the bounce back in your sex life.

robb
14 years ago

LOL rape is something u can skip.
good one.

Roxy_Is_Ferox
Roxy_Is_Ferox
14 years ago

yeah…. skip rape or skip yourself goin’ tuh jail!

Engrushel
Engrushel
14 years ago

Good theing the Japanese saw that “o” that was’nt supposed to be there and put an “a” instead.It might have been innapropriate.

anonimuhs
anonimuhs
14 years ago

now you can rape while skiping everything else

bb
bb
14 years ago

Not today. I have a headache.

John van Rooyen
14 years ago

Good advice. Always try to skip rape, kids!

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
14 years ago

why not? since all rapists had skipped on their sanity anyway…

don
don
13 years ago

either you skip rape, or sit on the electric chair..

Paul Ulrich
Paul Ulrich
13 years ago

I was shopping in the store with my two daughters when I saw this. As I only had $5 on me, I could only afford to give this to one of them. I bet you can imagine how hard it was to pick which daughter to not give it to…
I wonder if its a toy that can be shared?

Pedro
Pedro
13 years ago

I think the Silent Hill 2 mannequin could have used that.

Grace
Grace
13 years ago

I think they meant skipping rope.

DFlyinLion
DFlyinLion
13 years ago

thanks. i appreciate that. rape is sure to ruin my day.

Ilias
Ilias
13 years ago

What’s this product, anyway? Pepper spray? Lawyer firm ad? Kan someoone pleaze make explenation?

Tom Bradley Jr.
Tom Bradley Jr.
13 years ago

Hmmmm. So how about next Friday, say, seven o’clock?

Raven X Corvinus
12 years ago

So how long have we been skipping rape for?

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