I finally found you!

The red “H” is to make sure you get the message!

Oh dear, so where am I then?!!!

Oh, *points finger at sign smiling in shame* I almost missed you

Just break the sign to let me out.

If you are looking for your wife … I could have guessed it.

JOE: Hello, Joe speaking.
ME: Hey, Joe! Come pick me up. I’m at a bar.
JOE: Yeah, sure, where you at?
ME: I’M HERE.
JOE: Yeah, funny, wise-guy. Where are you?
ME: I’M HERE.
JOE: Alright, funny guy, call me when you’re not drunk.
ME: No, wait…

Must be really hard to dismantle that sign and put it back on every place “HE” goes.

Japanese Hookers appear to be more organized than average.

I’m here…and you’re NOT.

I’ve heard of a “Red Letter Day” before but this takes the cake.

Where the hell have you been? I’ve been looking all over for you!

And naturally I find you in the last place I look…

I’m here therefore I am…

Hey, look at that… the map says “you are here” also!

I’ve been here all the time.

A college nearby is now called “You should be here!”

I m here! Where’s everybody?

There’s a bar on the Ohio State University campus called “The Library.” It took a while for the parents to catch on…

I went there and they had an ‘Out to lunch’ sign on the door so I sued them for false advertising.

Some people just always need attention.

…and I was brought to you by the letter H.

And if YOU were here, you’d be home by now!

Where ever you go, there you are.

Hey Waldo, quit taking the fun out of it.

and across the street. “You’re There” finances

…and you’ll find me at the “Who gives a %$#@” store…

No matter where I go, here I am….

I’ve found myself!

That’s neither here nor there.

whos there, is that you waldo??

…And you are hear!

Thank God for this sign. Now i won’t have to use my GPS….

Almost straight from Descartes.

Now where are you?

What if I need you tomorrow? What then?!

“no wait…here…WAIT…here…wait…f***….wait..WAIT… *sadface* IM LOSSSSSST”

Awww! I use to pass this sign everyday on my way to school when I was studying in Tokyo! I know exactly where it is in Shinjuku…Seeing this makes me a little sad…

Aw, I’m so glad I finally found you!! Errr… are you sure I was looking for you? My memory have been so unreliable…

“Reunited and it feel so good…”

That’s all you ever talk about!!!!

Every time I look at you you have nothing else to say!!!

If you’re there, then where the heck am I??

It’s supposed to say “I was here” and it’s supposed to be spray painted or craved into a tree. The Japanese don’t even do graffiti in low tech do they?

That’s weird cause I’m also here.

are you sure?

imagine waking up hung over by that place, “where the hell am I?….. Oh, well that answers that. where’s the what happened last night store?”.

MARKO! . . .

– I’m coming, I’m coming … !

My caption is here too