I feel a stiff wind…

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

“I’ll be coming back later, no worries!”

In four different directions?

Coming soon.

I always thought it was just one to a customer. I guess that’s why there’s only 1.3 billion people in China.

Confusing. Am I allowed to have one, or not?

The arrows point to the many directions they can erect.

Erection in Progress! Cover it up with a big X!

Proof that extraterrestrial aliens exist.
He’s got FOUR of ’em!!!

Hey, Baby! I think I’m going to need a bigger X!

X marks the spot!

Which “raises” the question (haha)….is that for 4 GF’s or does his GF have 4 also???

Otherwise known as “Woody X”.

The name of a black Muslim, or a useful tool for embarrassing moments?

You be the judge!

Figs leaves are less cumbersome…

So, you want a job, eh?

OK, I need you to walk around town all day with this huge “X” around your midsection. I’ll pay you Â¥50 an hour.

Every day the construction workers would gather at one end of the site to watch Ms. Porn come to work…

Sign found directly under another sign that says “I’m Here.”

…Soon to be followed by a sexual harassment lawsuit! 😉

Thank goodness for censorship! 😀

Sir, is that a voting stylus or are you just happy to see me?

Singapore has a problem with declining birth rate and this sign is to encourage and remind people to fulfill their duty as a good citizen

I have a feeling he’s erecting more than a dispenser…

Diesel Dragon, I think you’re talking about Japanese polling stations.

Chinese has both L and R and they’re distinct.
Japanese has only one sound that’s really close to both, and can sound like either L or R

this one looks like it was done on purpose…

Please pull the lever that indicates your choice.

Because sometimes, it happens all of sudden…

And after that, we commence with the screwing!

Will be huge, red and spread across four directions upon completion.

He goes four ways!

*beeeep beeeeep beeeeep beeeep* No, that’s NOT a truck backing up.

you should see the wrecking balls

“If this sign is posted for longer than four hours, please call 911.”

No peeking!

This year I’m gonna REALY stick it to the man!

I do NOT want to see the write-ins!

Vote Volcesk!

Too much Extenze is never enough.

Entering No Boner Zone

Who´s ready for a 5-way?

Whoever translated this really pulled a boner.

We are holding free erections.

Steer Election

Gives hole new meaning to tying a 2X4 over you ass to stop from falling in.

that sign is clear enough

I just hope the job isn’t too hard-on them. But it sounds like it’s a big one.

If it isn’t finished in 4 hours, please call my doctor.

Is that a banana in progress, or…?

My God! That looks painful!

Stupid censorship

He’s clearly doing helicopter!

What’s great about this is that they didn’t mean “election.” The Chinese characters say “construction.” Therefore, this was not a simple misspelling.

Is Bill Clinton running for governor again?