I feel a stiff wind…

Oh wait nevermind he has E.D. its cool.

Do not disturb!

ERECTION IN PROGRESS……PHAKING TO FOLLOW

Get that poor bastard some Suppressex!

Presumably a wood yard.

I think they meant erection as in building “erecting the monument”. Its good English, but how they phrased it along with accompanying graphic…

seriously, i havent seen this sign in singapore.

No wonder why there’s OVERPOPULATION!!

this is my type of construction site =D
*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Cover the block… block of “life”.
WTF?
XD
I suck at captions…

i would definitely register!

Wow…FOUR of ’em?
If that ain’t proof extraterrestrials exist, I dunno what is!

AKA “He goes 4 ways!”

Hey man, do my low-hangers and hard-on make it look like and asterisk?

It takes time, alright?!

it’s a capitalist’s slogan. ERECTION IN PROGRESS– NO ERECTION IN POVERTY.

Please have your condoms ready.

menage a trois won’t do. How about menage a cinq?

And he’s only and X, wait till you see the XL

Sounds like a big one too!

Do not disturb!!! unless you are a hot chick!!!

now there’s one thats had one too many at the “Big Banana” in Coffs Harbour… hehehe

Now THIS is what I call creative. I think they meant to write it in such a way that it is ambiguous in meaning. And it is this AMBIGUITY that makes it fun or funny. I like it. Two thumbs up!

Buy an X-erection today! Because women also have two hands and a mouth.

It says in Chinese: building in progress, please not use.

it’s professor charles x xavier’s grandson’s building in progress!!!

Don’t cross, but you can touch.

Avoid man with funny handle

HA HA, dangelly bits…

The true do-not-disturb sign

Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches?

q: hows it hangin buddy?
a: dude… all over the place

how does he answer when the tailor asks which way he dresses?

Let’s fall in line! first come per serve!

‘You can’t stop progress !

Hang this on the bathroom door and the wife will get fed up.

– “Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches dear?”
+”I’m trying here, don’t disturb!”
-“Next time take some viagra, you old sausage..”

So THAT’S how Genghis Khan populated Asia…

such a big turn-on

It will happen evely molning.

That’s the sign on my viagra bottle.

X marks the spot!

This sign is found in all Japanese bordellos…

I know its not supposed to be that hard to do it, but with these signs they are just making it way too hard for me….

Bob’s having an election in bed.

– How do you make an erection cross?
– Put a red ‘X’ over its midsection!