Easier to love when it exists…

It can be found right next to the antidepressants.

Upon realizing that “Pure Love Men!” shirts didn’t sell very well, the clothing store tried a new approach…

Well, generally, it helps to exist.

A reminder for people addicted to virtual worlds.

…and it’s twenty years to life.

And where can I find the unnatural Impure Love Woman?

Pure Love Girl contains no artificial colors, flavors, sweeteners or silicone.

It must be pure love because your face is ugly.

It’s always a natural?

…But I WANTED the SYNTHETIC, darn it !!!

What’s the return policy in case I discover impurities in it?

Only $19.95 from Ronco!

This is what the one creepy guy in “Silence of the Lambs” says to his victim when he’s in a really good mood.

See? I TOLD you my gf exists…

Looks like you’ve got a little pure lovestain on your shirt.

…At least until Madonna decides to use this as her death shroud! 🙂

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…and they’re spectacular.

99 and 44/100 percent pure cotton

No point putting this on my blow up girl then.

In retrospect, perhaps it wasn’t such a good idea for Bertrand Russel to design t-shirts

Do silicon boobs disqualify one?

It is always a natural body, honest! It’s genetic! My mother’s were freakishly perky, too!

It’s always a natural body, and it exists … because of monkeys.

Good thing her body is natural, ‘cuz my pure love is far from Platonic.

Silicone doesn’t exist for me either 🙂

DUDE!! its a natural body. and it exists. PUT THAT ON A SHIRT!!!

gotta love pure metaphysical fashion. i wear it therefore it exists. . . . naturally.