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It can be found right next to the antidepressants.
Upon realizing that “Pure Love Men!” shirts didn’t sell very well, the clothing store tried a new approach…
Well, generally, it helps to exist.
A reminder for people addicted to virtual worlds.
…and it’s twenty years to life.
And where can I find the unnatural Impure Love Woman?
Pure Love Girl contains no artificial colors, flavors, sweeteners or silicone.
It must be pure love because your face is ugly.
It’s always a natural?
…But I WANTED the SYNTHETIC, darn it !!!
What’s the return policy in case I discover impurities in it?
Only $19.95 from Ronco!
This is what the one creepy guy in “Silence of the Lambs” says to his victim when he’s in a really good mood.
See? I TOLD you my gf exists…
Looks like you’ve got a little pure lovestain on your shirt.
…At least until Madonna decides to use this as her death shroud! 🙂
* – Contents may vary from those described.
…and they’re spectacular.
99 and 44/100 percent pure cotton
No point putting this on my blow up girl then.
In retrospect, perhaps it wasn’t such a good idea for Bertrand Russel to design t-shirts
Do silicon boobs disqualify one?
It is always a natural body, honest! It’s genetic! My mother’s were freakishly perky, too!
It’s always a natural body, and it exists … because of monkeys.
Good thing her body is natural, ‘cuz my pure love is far from Platonic.
Silicone doesn’t exist for me either 🙂
DUDE!! its a natural body. and it exists. PUT THAT ON A SHIRT!!!
gotta love pure metaphysical fashion. i wear it therefore it exists. . . . naturally.