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Cheer up, Engrish kid…
posted on 1 Sep 2009 in Clothing
You can have this hoodie when you pry
it from my cold, unanimated presence…
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted at Ueno Park in Tokyo.
(286 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
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Give me that hoodie or meet my cold body of lead.
if it has proper punctuations, I’d understand perfectly. or not. lol.
This could be the start of a new category: Emo Engrish!
The very last line explains everything…
Oh, is your sister ‘beau perfect’ too?
huhuhuh
Translation from Goth-glish: Yes we can!
Translation into Japanese: Ganbare!
Heavy, Daddy-O [snap snap snap snap snap snap snap]
You can lead a corps of apples, but a body must be lead…
The apple of my eye says yes…
What came first: the apple or the corps? perhaps the lead?
The guy wearing it is Iron Man.
If you were a dead, lead apple, you probably wouldn’t say no either.
Unanimated meets Emo elated
I dont care if you are from another planet. Stop peeing on my wall.
This is your hoodie.
This is your hoodie on drugs.
Any questions?
Wakarimasen!
Oh I get it. Your beau wouldn’t say no, so you made him a corps by shooting him in the apples.
Wakirimasaku?
It says “another planet” at the bottom. Apparently, alien Engrish is worse than east Asian Engrish.
I don’t care what the shirt says – – hoodie man ain’t from another planet, he’s from an alternate universe!
74% say no…
…And 26% get pregnant!
This isn’t a Japanese youth wearing a hoodie…It’s a member of staff (In company uniform) at Cable and Wireless’s call-centre in Detroit, having a sneaky five minute smoke break! 🙂
Translation:
Faced with yet another Blue Screen of Death, the corporation’s overworked I.T. manager was finally motivated to replace every workstation in the company with Apple Macs.
Unfortunateley – Though Macs always work perfectly in the home environment – The outcome for this multinational wasn’t nearly as pleasant…
[Soon to be continued on a hoodie near you!]
Say No! It’s beau perfect!
Pro Beau No
Wow! sorry about the explosion at your typesetters’!
It wouldn’t say no, so it got the hose again.
huh…..?
His parents probably didn’t get him a Knockout Kum Kar for Christmas : P
Dead chicks don’t say no, got it.
My head ‘asplode
The hoodie every rapist should have. Perfect when in court.
But, Judge, look at my hoodie : The apple of a corpse is bea perfect because it wouldn’t say no!
.. also, disregard the fact that I’m from another planet.
Its Haiku? no?
it’s coded message!
Dead girls can’t say “no.”