Browntooth enabled…

Darn I put the phone on the wrong orifice.

how do poopies connect?

Take advantage of our unlimited portable potty plan.

….shittalks DEFINED!

satisfying the most basic of needs

Connocting to Y-Fi with Nokia M98. Access also availible for Bloopberry Bald and Jambelin. Browntooth are forbidden, unless the user has an ID card for the license. iPoone are denied from connection.

Most poopular phone company!

my doogs name is poopie
what are you tryin to do with my doog?

I want to see what a connocting poopie does!

Man this connoction is for S#*T!

sorry.. the telephone number you dialed is not yet a telephone…

“We’re flush with pride!”

Thats funny for All ages!!! 😀

Hey, look in the toilet. Four bars. Good connoction.

I guess the Chinese have bad eyesight…

Thank for you to finally connocting me. I waiting it so long. Regards, Poopie

haha, kewl. i laughed for 5 minutes straight. cool. i’ve always wanted a tiny machine that connocts poopie… 😛
i luv poopie who do stuff like that for a random purpose.

the number that your dail is unavailable…please leave the message SOMEWHERE…….!!!

Thank god it doesn’t say ‘concocting poopie!’ 😀

i agree…nokia is fail.

thats why i stick with sony ericsson 😀

hoolo? hoello? say whot? i con’t undorstont yuo.. plo3se coll bock ogein, otey?

Am I the only one bugged by their lack of capitalization skills

For those of you who are looking for the correct spelling:

Concocting poop!

Been playing chinese whispers in the boardroom again! *wags finger*

Who the hell is Poopie?

That’s it. I’m switching to Verizon.

you loss connoction with your friend. press 1if you like to redial or press 2 if you want to hear other poopies to complain about our connoction….

Darn, i just bought a Nokia : /

What’s the big surprise? Nokia have been connocting poopies here in Europe for years. Well, they certainly haven’t been connecting people…

Whatever it means, its pretty accurate.

I’m so glad they have this now, I was tired of my poopie always coming out in little bits.

Auto-correct gets the last laugh

Another Made In China bootyleg for ya

I dont even want to know what their on-phone camera looks like…

Comes preloaded with FaecesBook.

Meh, I prefer the Crapple iPhone.

Can you hear me now? Piece of crap!

Even Microsoft can’t help Nokia

Made in Poopie’s Republic of China

Don’t you mean a crappy connoction?