You heard the man

Lets face it you just wasting your time doing anything.

A typical weekly agenda at Microsoft’s head offices.

With these new Japanese management techniques, productivity may suffer to a certain degree…But at least employee satisfaction and morale will go through the roof! 🙂

is this in any way connected to the inconvinient decor, now completed?

They’ve gotta be using my 7-year old daughter as their caption consultant!

No rules RULES!

“Do whatever you please?” Astounding, since in:

China: Do whatever you please and sooner or later you’ll get hauled away never to see or heard from again

and in

Japan: Don’t do exactly whatever everybody else is doing and you won’t have anyone in your life to count on to help you anymore.

“A typical weekly agenda at Microsoft’s head offices.”

Yah, do what you please, like: take the company’s bread & butter MS-Office products like Excel and Word and so completely mess around with them for that next upgrade that NOBODY knows how to freakin’ use them anymore!

This is the program for the week the boss goes on vacation.

The boss is gone, the keg’s in place, the snacks are prepared, cue the music… and PAR-TY!!!

Institute of Creative Thinking: Knock yourselves out!

I love Casual Fridays!

hey I already do this ay work anyway!

“The meeting will now come to ord–… aw, screw it! Do whatever you want. I don’t give a damn.”

I bet they only got as far as Preparation G.

I can’t believe they pay me to surf the net and make comments on forums all day!

Sing. Dance. Fornicate. Plan an elaborate murder. It’s all up to you.

Now file this folder under ‘Vacation’!

*after being pushed down a hill* ASSSSSS YOUUUUUU WISSSHHHHH

Go ahead. Do whatever the HELL you want.

Zero Care log book.

Do whatever I please, eh? OK, I’ll need a garden hoe, a giant squirrel costume, a pack of condoms, and a quart of Haagen-Dasz.

Whatever I please? That could be dangerous.

-Our nefarious plan can now be achieved!

-Excellent.

Anarchy is the true state of nature.

It plays the sex on the desk or else it gets fired!

Engrish management does as please for beauty life– and mess up rink to Adlut Engrish of the Week!

You may do whatever you please after finish a civilized urinating.

Whatever I please?!? Finally I can use this pirate hook I’ve kept hidden in my drawer!

‘all preperations are complete’ this is COLETO code for we have brainwashed you so that all you want to do is work for us

Preparation I comes right after H.

Coleto; The file for those occassions when you would rather not file!

Coleto; The filing system for those in denial!

That’s my kind of sign.

My favorite 4 words, preceded by “All preparions complete”. I’ve died and gone to heaven.

And then up comes Zafo and I’m like, “yo, Zafo. What’s up?” He’s like, “nothing” And I’m like, “that’s cool.”

Cuz this is MY United States of Whatever!