Soft cream never looked so good…

My dog once made a pile of soft serve in the sand… but that was an American dog on American sand… Is there a difference???

Asian Dog and Asian Sand usually cooperate to hide the former one’s poo.

The Asian Sand is from the Gobi Desert in Mongolia!

Once we’ve “prepared” them, you will not be able to tell apart Dog from Sand.

Do you have any Asian Cat and Asian Kitty Litter?

If you are not satisfied with our Asian Dog, please try our Asian Elephant Special. They make much bigger Soft Cream.

So the Asian Lunches come either wrapped in a tortilla, on white bread, or in a baguette?

Lemme guess…soft cream from an Asian Cow?

When Glorius Leader Kim told you to eat sand, you ate sand.

…and I don’t want any of that cheap import dog, I want real Asian Dog.

Ahh nothing like a day at the Asian Beach.

Ah! Asian food….Second to nothing.

Now, why am I a vegan again?

We don’t believe in -wiches here.

Fifi? Is that you?

Asian dogs are much too small to satisfy me.

I’m not so hungry after all…

From the asian cookbook: 100 Ways to Wok your Dog

Asia: where the men are men, and the lunch food is grainy.

NOW TOGEHTER FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!

Yep, European and African dogs tend to be MUCH bigger and more satisfying!

and they taste better than the American one’s too

Wait ’til you see the hard cream…

This must be the menu at Hotel BJ.

The Asian dog buried his Asian steaming crap in the Asian sand.

yummy sand cake

In Asia that might actually be dog.

mmm, dog and sand sandwiches.

What I wanna know…is why is one of those “soft creams” gray…?

i got asian sand in my soft cream and I can’t tell if it’s a good thing or not.

I me opinion there should was: Sand-witch

I love japanese soft cream
http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/japanese-softcream-ice-cream/

This German Shepherd’s a bit gritty.

Soft Scream, you scream, we all scream for soft cream!

Pound sand!

Mmm … Asian sand with Asian witch and Asian dog with Asian hot!