Oh GOD! This competition is SO GOOD! It’s so BIG! Yea, let’s sit there…RIGHT THERE!!!! That’s it, ooooh…I LOOOOOOVE the way you give me multiple brochures!
So much for Chinese dignity, and orderliness in public places!
Acies
15 years ago
i’d like to point out that the chinese underneath describes the competion as “in heated progress”. The term they used for “heated” is ç«ç†± which, according to Yahoo Hong Kong’s dictionary can be translated as “burning hot; fervent; fiery; burning” or “intimate”.
Maple Staple
15 years ago
There is STIFF competition!
Sad Panda
15 years ago
Apparently sexting is a national sport in China.
willz
15 years ago
This next tune is something I created called…..What Are You Wearing?
Pete
15 years ago
And for those who can’t wait for an encore, call 1-900-….
boooom
15 years ago
Apparently the most popular piece in this contest is “Me So Horny”….
John
15 years ago
Dialing while drunk has become a competitive sport.
Grifter
15 years ago
“Ooooh I just love the way you talk…” Am I winning yet?
Chris
15 years ago
Call me sometime.
mysticegg
15 years ago
I hope you don’t mind but i’ve “entered you” into the competition!
g.r.
15 years ago
The instrument requires both blowing and tonguing.
Careful how you play that horn.
Oh GOD! This competition is SO GOOD! It’s so BIG! Yea, let’s sit there…RIGHT THERE!!!! That’s it, ooooh…I LOOOOOOVE the way you give me multiple brochures!
The harder you blow, the sweeter it sounds!
It sure gives a new meaning to the term “blow job”…
Before we start I need credit card number . . .
The last one i went to wasn’t that interesting. It was just women talking dirty.
Looks like it’s a pretty horny event.
Not available as an iPhone App.
Looks like there’s some stiff competition, Johnny. Make sure you blow those judges away!
I love the duet category.
Is that your French Horn baby, or are you just happy to see me?
Now I know why they’re called Woodwinds.
Great performance. Don’t get too cocky.
Sexaphone? That explains why it seems to be coming out of his crotch
Oh, yeah, baby!… come blow my horn!
They give out prizes for that type of thing? I’M IN!!!
“… and then there’s the hands-free model for your Kum Kar…”
There’s a three-year waiting list for judges…
Welcome to Yongan,
heavy breathing capital of the world
That guy doesn’t know his Brass from his Oboe !
I’m just going to “play” with my “instrument.”
No joke; right next to this engrish was an advertisment for condoms.
And the Winner is Bill Clinton from the USA
Participation costs $4.99 for the first minute, then 99c per additional minute up to a maximum of $199… 😉
Only open to adults over the age of eighteen…
So much for Chinese dignity, and orderliness in public places!
i’d like to point out that the chinese underneath describes the competion as “in heated progress”. The term they used for “heated” is ç«ç†± which, according to Yahoo Hong Kong’s dictionary can be translated as “burning hot; fervent; fiery; burning” or “intimate”.
There is STIFF competition!
Apparently sexting is a national sport in China.
This next tune is something I created called…..What Are You Wearing?
And for those who can’t wait for an encore, call 1-900-….
Apparently the most popular piece in this contest is “Me So Horny”….
Dialing while drunk has become a competitive sport.
“Ooooh I just love the way you talk…” Am I winning yet?
Call me sometime.
I hope you don’t mind but i’ve “entered you” into the competition!
The instrument requires both blowing and tonguing.
Me so horny.
Not to be confused with the Yongan Phone Sex Competition…
Kum blow my horn baby!
People who have sex with their phones…on the next Jerry Springer!
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oh me so Frenchhorny!!..you so saxxy..me love you long time
the competitors are backed up by a guy with an organ
Oh, those yongans’r always playin’ with thar sexphones….
Since the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese have broadened their beliefs to include more non-traditional sports.
No way in the deepest corner of HELL am I missing something like that.
once a year, all the greatest sex-phone opperators converge to see just who has what it takes to be sex-phone numer one!
“Look, Ma, no hands!”
This competition will be really hard…