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Made by beautiful fruits
posted on 9 Aug 2009 in Snacks
Tell them they’re beautiful, just don’t call them fruits…
Photo courtesy of Brandon Dawe.
Souvenir cookies from Japan.
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I thought cakes had flour and butter in them. I’d be careful of a cake that feels me.
That “icing” looks suspicious.
Beautiful fruits always gave me wet dreams too!
I present you with my beautiful fruit for the feeling,… careful, you may find a couple of nuts as well.
What’s in this wine cake? I had the strangest dream…
Well, as long as it’s in good taste…
Is that a banana in your cake or are you just glad to feel me?
What a fruity dream
Kobe got in trouble for presenting his fruit for feeling…
I’m not ready to face the light. I had too much cake dream last night.
It seems more like absinthe cake dream.
Oohh, tempted by the fruit of another…..
Look, I just want to dream about cake, keep your feelings to yourself, okay!?
I had such a depressing cake dream that my feelings are down in a mine.
Made by beautiful fruits; sold by the Diesel Dyke Byke Brygade.
Please don’t present your feeling without permission.
and your waitstaff will be Crossdressers
These are okay. You really want to avoid the ones made by the homely fruits.
hahaha the cake is beautiful like me!!! hahaha what the english………
Sounds like someone’s been drinking a little too much Wine Cake.
The secret to LA Laker’s championship
-Mommm, I don’t wanna eat this caaake. It looks yucky, waaaaah!
-It’s not “whine” cake, kid, and you have to be legal drinking age to eat it anyway.
“Oh flattery will get you everywhere,” said the flamboyant cook.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by. When hope was high. And life worth living.
i dream of gooy pies
Made in the same plant that manufactures the Dutch “Space Cake”.
With feelings of LAND MINE!
– Darling, is this wine mine?