Less filling?

I really need to take those glasses off.

Designed for alcoholics…

“Let’s Beer Great!”

(Coincidentally, IIMNM, bear is also called ‘beer’ in Dutch!)

Engrish beer: keeping bears pantsless since 1996!

what about ugly and hard beer? would they sell a sad beer version?

So… you can get a beer the size of a garbage can? That makes my heart feel very happy!

Family size beer container. GREAT!

Tastes Soft! More Pantsless!

Two bears, one heart. There’s gonna be trouble when the Happy Beer runs out…

Took the words right out of my mouth!

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… BEEEEEEEEEER!
Is there nothing it can’t do?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

See how happy the little boy bear is? He must have had a beautiful, soft beer.

It is great to drink beer with a happy heart and a healthy liver.

Coors Light?

Its love at first drink!

Beer: getting you laid since 9000 B.C.

“Here’s a bowl full of flowers, Gretchen.”
“I thought you said you had beer back at your den.”

‘Of course, we were surprised when the Asahi company offered to provide us with free waste paper bins for our rehab facility’.

“In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here. And when we’re gone from here, our friends will be drinkin’ all the beer.” Tom T. Hall

Tastes Soft! Less Pants!

Flowers are fantastic,
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

Delicious snakes are served for free with each happy beer!

Also, the bin is for puking.

Yup. That’s one happy bear. Only the beer is soft !

This was my dad on beer 5 of the 6 pack. There was a different jar for beer 6 said something along the lines of “I’m not your real father”….or whatever.

My heart feels happy, but my liver is crying. Maybe he needs more beer.

softly and dry!

This waste bin speaks to me because when I think flowers I think beer .

Also little bears need to put some little pants on before little girl bear threatens him with a restraining order.

“yeah I was at the flower shop too”

“yup getting drunk at the old flower shop”

Homer Simpson

Dutch beer: Soft, strong, and very very territorial!

Two bears, one heart…

Imagine how *that* would be handled in a divorce settlement! 😮

So the baby bear said to his girlfriend, who answered him:

Can we drink beer?
Yes we can.

Does it make us happy?
Yes it does!

Can you see my woody?
Yes I can!

Oh good, they gave me a big can to vomit in.

When I have ten beautiful and soft beers, my head can feel very spinning.

Danish ≠ Dutch, folks.

looks like a trash can to me. yummy! Who want trash-beer. It tastes like old grain.

better than sad beer! *shot*

Ahhh… Love is… When I have a beautiful and SOFT beer… Our Heart can feel VERY happy…

yeah beer does that.

rofl. Had to look twice to see what was wrong with this one. Living in Holland I’m used to read Dutch as well as English. Most of the time I do not notice in what language a given text is written.
The reason I had to look twice; Bear in Dutch spells beer.

So, with your beer, you get a complimentary…puke-basket? Real good deal (not)!

Happy Beer, Loving Pair!

Beer getting people laid since 2350b.c..

After about 5 or 6 Stella’s, I usually have a VERY happy heart as well Mr. Bear.

– Mommy, where’s my beer? I can’t sleep without it!