Hello, I’d like some loom service?

What do they call the back? Bruce!

you come in with your valuables and you leave without them.

I’ll just make a reference to the Information Hall of Meat, and my ratings will soar. Right?

Oh , go lent a loom, peeper!

Does housekeeping leave Super Cola Candy on the bed at night when they come in for turndown service?

We have an entire “Robby” staff. There’s Front Robby, Back Robby, Desk Robby, and Ruggage Robby.

Also near the Front Rounge

We have robot service here.

Hey, Loom Service! Can you send Front Robby to room 1001 please.

Always on the cutting edge of robotronic technology, Japanese hotels are testing the capabilities of robots in their customer service.

An amorous young Jap named Robby,
Was caught making love in the lobby,
The boss was offended,
For it was never intended,
To screw all the guests for a hobby.

I think he prefers to be called “Robert” now.

I hear the back is stealy.

He goes with middle Chip and back Ernie.

Freeze, give me all your money! Also, enjoy your stay at Hotel BJ!

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

But you forgot to add the name of the Front Desk manager:

FLUNTO

(At least that’s the Japanese pronunciation…)

Well at least he’s nice enough to be up front with it. All the other hotels rob you in your sleep.

Concierge may be responsible for missing or stolen items.

The hotel has a gym where you can work on your rats.

Robby Robby so they say,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out next day,
He kissed them too,
He’s funny that way.

Loom service? So solly sir. There is a machinery repair worshop two blocks down.

it’s actually his twin brother that you have to watch out for. Backdoor Bobby.

Scooby Doo’s Sign Designing Service

Would you have your berrhop take my ruggage to my loom prease?