Full of pleasures…

Pleasure, if only for a brief moment

I hope I don’t get too excited wearing these.

I can’t tell the dullness of my life without these fibers.

Don’t stick your Kum Car down the front. It causes uncomfortableness and full of unpleasures.

Nothing but the best for my fiber.

If eating lots of fiber gives you excitement and pleasure, you’ve got a strange fetish.

Do you have any Extends? My wife is complaining about the 1 minute of joy again…

“It’s the Fruit of the Loom guys!… hey… what’s with the banana?”

Ribbed Fiber for EXTRA comfortableness available in tiny vending machines in bathrooms COMING SOON

A recent study has finally put to rest the age-old question: Boxers or Briefs.

…when riding the bus just isn’t sexually stimulating enough

To hell with “gellin’,” I’M BRIEFIN’!

Praise be Allah! It’s like 70 tiny Virgins in my underpants!

sitting around the house jobless and in your underwear never felt better!

with receptacle tip

I only wear them for the comfortableness…

Hey, Baby,… my briefs are full of pleasures!

And for Grandpa, NEW Charm of Comfortableness DEPENDS, because going Grey doesn’t mean you have to be Blue

This’ll stop my girlfriend from borrowing my briefs!

The microfibers actually WICK away bodily fluids!

Bob knew it was going to be a good evening when he came home early and caught his wife trying on his new briefs.

MOM: Now, don’t forget, never leave the house without clean underwear
SON: too late

Pitch line: You’ll never go commando again!

Bob knew someone had been in the bedroom… his BRIEFS were still moist

Last time Fiber brought any excitement to my life, the toilet caught on fire

Who told you about the party in my pants?

Fundaroos for adults!

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Brief? It was over in a matter of seconds!

You’d think that after 4 years they would have got their slogan right…

https://engrish.com/2005/11/brief-pleasure/

Well, if you don’t eat food with fibers, shitting will be very unpleasant. So I guess they’re right with “comfortableness”

I don’t think a briefing is full of pleasures…

He said life would be full of pleasures, but those pleasures were always so brief.

So much comfort, we more than doubled the length of the word! AND said it twice!

It should read: Fiber to give excrement in life.

Underwear does “excite” me.

I always need a little excitement in my life!

Fiber usually gives me excitement in bowels.

Never again will you be bummed-out when you have the “blues”!

Makes me feel like an All-Bran New Me!

special msg for all the girls out there: i’m full of pleasure as well…

Fruit of the Room!

Available with world favorite captions like “Kiss Me”!

Oops. Meant to say:

“FLUTE of the Room!”

Bringing comfort to your brief existance.

Once you fiber, you never go… back… to previous attire.

Make it brief! I’m in a hurry.

Well, coffeebot had much fun. He’s definitely wearing them.

@coffeebot
not if she’s bisexual

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