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I woke and found I was wearing this silly T-shirt
Ironically the shirt about nightmares looks exactly the same…
But that nice time is also without this shirt! 😀
I think she’s lying.
She wants you to *think* that her heart’s in the right place, but I’d suggest otherwise…Nobody has theirs *that* far to the side! 🙂
If all of her days are Happy Days, it’ll be a bleedin Miracle…
Goodbye gley sky, hello brue…
City’s new away strip wasn’t really popular with the players, even though the “Fantastic Dream” and “Miracle” parts are honest enough about their chances of reaching the First Division… 😉
Matching briefs sold separately
I fell in love, and all I got was this damn t-shirt.
I have no idea what it is… but I’LL BUY THREE!
Middle School Fashion never changes…
See those laces on the side of the shirt?
I wonder if the laces are there for the Happy Days when the shirt comes off and the Fantastic Dream Miracle comes out for a Really Nice Time?
True happiness lies beneath the “Miracle”
Seeing is believing.
Those laces are the only defense against the dreaded Mallachi Crunch
Putting this shirt in the washer results in a wet dream.
It’s nice if it’s Sexy Time with me.
Jenny couldn’t figure out why all of her dates ended so quickly, especially since she always wore her mirical shirt.
These Happy Days are yours and mine….
But, by the time a guy unties all these #@*&@ laces, they have to take a nap, and I lose the “urge”, damn…
So in case you aren’t familiar with the heart shape, they labeled it. I guess people who don’t know what the pointy things are will be out of luck.
That would depend on the age and health of the guy, and on how “healthy” the girl is.
Talk about clingy…
Good Times!!!
Happy Days!!!
Little House on the Prairie!!!
@Josey: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Fantastic dream miracle, and then I wake up next to her.
It’s laced with LSD, to make your dreams even more fantastic.