Choco Cake

I just can’t tell you how disappointed I was with this.

What, you don’t like modest chocolate?

Hey baby, wanna make some S’mores?

This cake has self-esteem issues…

“Mediocre”… is THAT what you’re trying to say?

As long as the packaging looks expensive, they’ll never know the difference at tea time.

Mashmallow elegant? Since when? There’s your over-optimism!

Oh no! Not again! I’ve been led in elegant tea time by modest chocolate and soft marshmallow before! I’m not falling for it this time.

That’s what the Mad Hatter ate at the Mad Tea Party

I hate it when my snack cakes get pretentious.

Well, this chocolate can forget about having a billion dollars, a mansion and a Lamborghini.

Can you see anything optimistic about the fact that I’m going to eat you?

Let them eat cake.

I hate cakes that suffer from illusions of grandeur.

Can I enjoy it with my people?

I’m rather pessimistic that their modest chocolate and a soft marshmallow will lead me to anything other than a diabetic coma….

The graham cracker shall lie down with the marshmallow, and a modest chocolate shall lead them.

…But if I use this cake to *lead* my elegant tea time, wouldn’t that mean I’d feel full and wouldn’t have enough room for my dinner?

Normally, I’d have one of these *after* the meal. 🙂

Being a working-class person, it’d be rather over-optimism for me to ever have these at the dinner table. 🙂

Over optimistic *and* modest? First time I’ve ever come across a tea-cake with multiple personality disorder… 😉

Well, at least the chocolate has some leadership qualities…

If it’s over-optimistic, why isn’t it smiling?

I am sure tea time would not be so elegant after the food fight.

I’ll stick with my pessimistic crab cakes, thankyouverymuch.

a subtle way of saying, Don’t get your hopes up. Prepare to hurl.

This is classic engrish, why is it getting such a low score? Are people only voting for engrish that means something rude?

Over-optimistic? My cakes?

That’s a modest product name alright, short, sweet and to the point!

Is this cake package half full or half empty?

“when a choco cake and a marshmallow love each other very much….”

There should be a section for “Less popular engrish”. That’d be awesome!

Also contains mushrooom.

truth in advertising…

Modest Mouse: Over-pessimism
Modest Chocolate: Over-optimism