Carnie Notice

6. Carnies must have 10 or fewer teeth to enter…

This game must be rigged.

If there’s one thing that carnies hate, it’s hullabaloo.

Paying to enter the carnie is illegal in 49 states…just so you know…

They’re just trying to avoid carnage in the carnie … The 8th circle of hell.

Carnies, enfants and Hullabaloo, priceless!

Mes enfants sont “A Le Carnie”, par accidence.

“the user or his keeper” … sounds like a software license.

Enfants con Carnie. I love Mexican food.

Carnies must provide their own spit cups.

The consequences will be fed to the carnivorous dogs.

I thought the carnies in the US were creepy.

HULLABALLO ALERT!

You must be at least this tall to read this notice…

4.5 In order to avoid syntax, carnie is forbidden in the riding.

“Okay, honey, stand still while mommy practices her knife throwing.”
“I’m sorry, ma’am, only canie enfants between ages 3 and 12 are allowed to use the items.”

This one is so freaking funny I’m speechless. Total writer’s block.

(Muffled PA system squawk…)

Keeper? KEEEPER? Return to the Carnie at ONCE to take your consequences!

You are hereby charged with contributing to uncivilly sportful juvenile hullabaloo and trampling of the greenbelt!!

Your person will be dis-established at once!

This is China. No carrying out of Hullabaloo.
Here under any circumchances.

All carnie keepers indulging in uncivil enfant hullaballo, will be sent to our scattering facilities.

What an unusual notice to find at the entrance to a Rodeo arena… 😀

6. The enfants intending to use the carnie who read and understand this notice are refused, and asked to please use the University next door insted. 🙂

To the carnie’s uncivilised taboos, ‘carnal pleasure’ should be added.

I felt so self-conscious riding in the carnie.

I need to know WHERE I can spit.

Just I do not want your hullabaloo.

We must post a copy of this at L’Enfant Plaza in Washington DC.
And hencely rename the place “Carnie”

Somehow I suspect the Carnie has never attempted to call a 12 year old an “Enfant”.

Otherwise there’d be no Greenbelt left to trample!

Stomping of the blackbelt is ok, however

4. It does NOT put the lotion in the carnie or else it gets the hose again.

No hullabaloo, No trampling the greenbelt, No riding the carney!?!?!
But, those things were featured on the brochure!

The items can be used only by enfants who are between 3 and 12 years old?

What about us 13-30 year old toddlers?

I thought spitting was the carnie way?

this carnie is no fun!

I accuse myself of the following crimes;

I have seduced carnie members of both sexes
I have trampled the greenbelt areas
I deliberately spitting every were in order so spread disease to my wife and other carnie members
together with other carnies, I have ridden in the carnie, wrecked carnival cleanliness, polluted the water supply, and guided eurasion rockets to air-strip one by use of coded radio signals…
I’m glad I was caught, I was mentally deranged.

I am not my user’s keeper

Small hands, smell like cabbage.

damn the hullabaloo!!

Better to avoid the carnie altogether…