18 and older, please.

The equivalent of a nuclear bomb…

It just rips you apart from the inside

Enjoy your LAST home theater experience!

It’s fart-tastic!

If i want those wonderful, crazy, explosive feelings, i’d rather go to the sexphone competition.

“… and for those who like to ‘swing’ for their enjoying fatacies, we have the AC/DC-3…”

The AC-3 Home Theater System: It will BLOW YOU AWAY!

No, seriously.

My fantacy is the cexphone competition. It definitely gives me explosive feelings.

That hole isn’t the air intake…

With TNT Dolby Surround Sound

Crazy, explosive feeling mostly occurs when trying to read the set-up manual.

Go-Go Gadget Home Theater System!

It’s so realistic I feel like I’m actually here!

Having written “Subwoofer” on the subwoofer itself doesn’t leave too much room for FANTACY.

AC-3 is actually the technical code for the Dolby Digital audio encoding.

OK, sir, here’s how it works. What’s that? Yeah, sure, it’s a stereo speaker………at least that’s what we tell the wife, haha. OK, now……..you just put, um, “it”, right in that hole…………no! not now! Wait’ til you get it home! This is a floor model. No, there is no “trying it out” here, sir. I guarantee that wonderful, crazy, explosive feeling, or your money back. Of course! Would I lie to you?

‘Cause it’s T-N-T,
It’s dynamite!
T-N-T,
And it’ll win the fight!
T-N-T,
It’s a power load!
T-N-T,
Watch it explode!

“18 and older, please.”

Yeah… like THAT’s going to work…

I read somewhere that the model number on the box is actually a misprint. It should read “NC-17” insted.

Welcome customers in the “Fantacy Home Theatre Sound Systems” enjoy. Please keep all arms and legs inside the ride, and follow the instructions given by the operator at all times… 🙂

Don’t forget: In some states – Despite what it says on the box – You do in fact have to be 21…

For the secret to the contents, drop the A and increase the integer by 1.

Recommended for viewing “Apocalypse Now.”

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

Comes with a coupon for a free Diet Coke/Mentos combo.

Another fine product from Kinyo… enjoyment for the Kinky-o

Finally, I can play Final Fantacy 7!

It sure gives new meaning to ‘wood cabinet’.

Sounds like they need the internet, not home theater.

It looks like they took the picture of the product in the basement.

Warning: May cause loss of hearing, loss of sanity, loss of limbs and loss of life.

Speakers for *real* audiophiles.

Gee, I wonder what the hole is for….

hmmmm sorta feels dynamite-y