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An official souvenir of the Eurovision Song Contest. 🙂
The captain of this vessel really knows his sh**!
Greatest Sh!ts album.
Example 23 of What Not To Wear To A Job Interview.
Is this boat going to the Mount Qian scenic spot?
Minimal all the way!
Through a process of elimination, I’ve concluded that he really likes to sing scat.
The guitar solo is so good you can smell it.
They were having a two for one sale when we went to Mount Qian. So I bought for the whole family.
It’s a whole new kind of music. Guess where you put the headphones!
Music today really is going down the drain..
At least the “Disco Sucks” T-shirts didn’t come with graphics…
Barf barf
The T-shirt artist was really inspired by the Musical Potty Trainer
“Takin’ care of business
EVERY DAY!
Takin’ care of business
EVERY WAY…!”
My family went to Mount Qian all they bought me was this crappy t-shirt.
I’ve heard of Elevator music, but bathroom music? Mabe they make liberal use of the “brown note”
Urine to Crap Rap aren’t you?
The souvenir T-shirt for the punk group “Johnny Toilett & the Komodes” on their “Hot Basic” tour.
Definitely has a “Yerapeein Fahrfrumpoopin” influence…
It’s about time someone made a proper G. G. Allin t-shirt.
This should serve as a red flag to any women he asks out on a date.
Jeez, this music sounds like…
Yeah…Barry Manilow’s music has that effect on me, too.
If that’s basic, then I don’t even want to consider what advanced is like.
Just the basics, Ma’am.
pee pee poo poo music…..diarrhea concerto?
Hot Basic: Steaming hot and fresh!
Get it while it’s hot.
Plop plop, fiz fiz, oh what a relief it is.
All I have left to say is: I hope those dots are going the direction we all think they are.
Cacophony.
Drop it like it’s hot! Drop it like it’s hot! Drop it like…never mind.
This must be the marketing ad for the Johnny Mathis Christmas album.
You can enjoy this shirt after a civilized urinating.
How immature! It should say piss and sh*t music.
Was the shirt yellow when he bought it?
I can understand that he woudn’t be able to understand what the shirt said when he bought it, but shouldn’t the pictures have given him a clue?
#1, #2….
Hot BASIC?
10 IF HOT%=YES THEN
PRINT “PEE PEE POO POO MUSIC”
ELSE END
Music that makes you wanna get up and dance, then sit down and… never mind. 😉
Music that makes you go, go, go!!!
Eww, he’s got pee pee and poo poo on his shirt! 😛
Gosh… I don’t want to wear this shirt.
Wish I had it!! lolz
Hi,
I am the Provincial Governor of Pichit Province, in Thailand. I’m taking my son to Wat Arun, The Temple of Dawn, in Bangkok. Do you like my t-shirt?
I bought it for 50 Baht at JJ! 😛
Probably the composer saw stave notes in his own turds!
can’t get more basic than pee and poop…
I know, buddy, Hinder does suck!
Uh, he thinks another guy peeing is hot??? *backs away slowly*