Paging Joan Rivers to customer service…

Ancients things? we cater to your needs, the store especially for you, all stock guaranteed extremely old.

special offer: holy grails 95 cents

Full of whatchamacallits and thingamabobs.

The dating service for seniors!

Their home security system is a rolling boulder

This just takes all the fun out of archeology!

“Oh, darling, that dress is so last century…!”

Check out our range of the *latest* computer software:
. . MS DOS 5.0
. . DECs Vax/VMS for corporate networks
. . Microsoft Windows 3.11, and
. . Microsoft BOB

And we’re now offering all of these cutting edge software packages for the super price of only $99.99 each! 🙂

Run by the grandfather of a character from The Addams Family. 🙂

Does that sign refer to the goods on offer, or the building itself? 😀

The difference between “antique” and “crap” is strictly marketing.

How much for that mummy in the window?

古董肉??

wooooh sweet! i bet this is where my cousin got his collection of Madonna’s used diapers.

We buy junk and sell antiques.

This is a suitable receptacle for your Almighty Tong.

Ancient Thing Store; your one stop shop for certified antique stuff.

Ancient thing… You make my heart sing…

‘The Ancient Thing is… well… were not really sure what it is. But it’s very, very old and we only have one. Enjoy your shopping.”

it’s supposed to be Antiques Store

what are you looking for? we have only one, THE ancient thing

The thrift market just got old.

All the food is past the expiration dates

you want thingamabobs? we´ve got 20.

Is it timeless or just ancient?

I am The Thing. For we are many.

Things.