Not at all, that’s why I have came…

As i do not mind, you will have the permissive affirmation to blew now.

Keep it clean…

And what if I do.

I should have knew that’s all you wanted

I’d rather that you jazz.

As you asked so nicely…Here’s a tissue. 🙂

As long as you wouldn’t mind I need to sneeze.
(Darned Hay-fever… 🙁 )

I DO mind, so please go back in time and not blow.

Promotional T-shirt for a brothel. The name is printed on the front of the T-shirt.

You go, gurl!

Although he always thought of himself as a handsome fellow, Ralph couldn’t understand why he seemed to attractive the attention of so many gay men…

Please! No more blew job jokes.

What happened to the gay man who ran in the local marathon?

He blew out the competition.

Engrish. Puns. Funny. You know the drill.

Blew is a nicer colour indeed…

That guy is’a singin’ the blews

Actually I *do* mind. There are blew laws, you know.

Yosho couldn’t understand why so many women randomly walked up and slapped him during his visit to the States.

This isn’t Engrish it is actual lyrics from the Nirvana song Blew.

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/n/nirvanalyrics/blewlyrics.html

This shirt really blews.

Emperor is right, this appears to be a Nirvana shirt. Those are indeed some of the lyrics to the song “Blew”. Although, I believe the correct lyric is “If you wouldn’t mind I would like IT blew”. So the lyrics are wrong, and thus technically the shirt may still be considered “Engrish”.

And Emperor: That resource you posted has the lyrics wrong as well… Good Job.

Yeah, well, I’d like to Ferrari.

Emperor MAR is nearly correct, it is one word off though (“If you wouldn’t mind, I would like IT blew, not ‘to'”)

oops nevermind guys; conflicting sources!

Do I have to paid?

Well I guess on an Engrish site it is ok to get words wrong because that is the point right?

This is a Nirana t-shirt, they are the lyrics to the song Blew. Not a spelling mistake

I’ve heard the song recently and it says to blew not it. I promise go listen to it. It’s loud and clear.

do I have a choice?

Actually if you listen to the first line of the song, he does in fact say “to” instead of “it”

“If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to blew”
And if you wouldn’t mind I would like it loose”

Not a spelling error, Those are lyrics to Nirvana’s BLEW.

If you wouldn’t mind I would like to kicking you on the balls.

those are nirvana lyrics.
im not sure if its : like IT blew, or like TO blew
but those are song lyrics.. even if it doesnt make sense.