From whom it smokes…

Looks like the crematory is becoming a bit sloppy here…

He loved cigarettes so much, even the obituary is smoking…

I always thought that smoking was a dying pastime

It smokes the cigarette in the obituary, or else it gets the hose again.

Ask not for whom the obituary smokes, it smokes, oh customer, for thee.

I never knew smoking could be so existential.

Please to smoke in the obituary of the area.
We will please to smoke in the obituary of you, once happening of lung cancer it has occurred.

It always asks the customer from whom it smokes.
…That’s why I stopped giving this sign cigarettes ages ago!

With the many favors I have continued toward cooperation during my life, isn’t it about time that cooperation gave *me* some favors in return?

“Ask not for whom the sign smokes, it smokes for you…”

It asks the customer for whom it smokes, “Got a light?”

Reverse psychology anti-smoking ad

That’s one smokin’ obituary!

Engrish instructions for a clam bake

“Alright…i’ll cooperate with whatever favours you may need…”

Even favors in the general direction of cooperation are acceptable.

Is it for whom the cooperation favors?

…send not to know
For whom the customer smokes,
It smokes for thee.

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.

It looks like Big Tobacco has abandoned flavored cigarettes and cartoon characters for Engrish and politeness.

The obituary area is all names of those smokers who have died before you.

And then it rubs the lotion on its skin!

It puts the lotion on it’s skin…

It smokes in the obituary of the area: that’d be a great campaign slogan for Obama’s new anti-smoking legislation.

I just want an effin’ cigarette!

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Stopping the fact that now it smokes decreases your serious danger healthily very.

This must be a what a no smoking sign looks like for a pothead.

Last thing I remember
I was smokin near the door.
Then I saw my own obituary
Lyin there on the floor
“Too bad” said the doorman, “your wife will be bereaved”
“So that the smoke should not go outside,
you can never leave!”

Welcome to the Hotel Kyocera!
Such a lovely place….

smoke among the people you will soon join!

One more reason that smoking can kill: lighting the newspaper on fire.

It puts the smoke in its lungs

Ah So. Prease keep smoke inside. Thank you for your cooperation always.

Seriously, it IS a hotel – check the URL: http://www.h-kyocera.co.jp

Or should I have said, ‘Ask not from whom the obituary smokes; it smokes, oh customer, from thee’?

Keep it up, you’ll be smoking in the obituary alright…

It asks the customer from whom it smokes? Who is smoking what from the customer?

for whom it smoke, whom then does pokes

What is ‘it’ and why does it smoke the customers?

Yeah, they’ll try any scare tactics to get me to quit smoking.

I want what that guy was smoking…

This is the strangest haiku I’ve ever read …

Ask Not for Whom is smokes, it smokes for you!!

it puts the lotion on it’s skin….

That’s a new one, you don’t even have to light this cigarette because it smokes for you

See? We told you smoking kills!

It smokes in the obituary of the area or it gets the hose again!

Ok, I’ll continue my favors TOWARD cooperation, but I’m not sayin’ I’ll go all the way.

It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.

the dead zone only is for it smoking, so if it want to smoke, to the dead zone it goes.

it’s time to smoke the area