Come on human, you know you want to…

Dear Human Just see me
Dear Human, Just feel me
Dear Human, Just touch me
Dear Human, Just heal me
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.

Well, I needed some drapings, but I never guessed the feeling was mutual…

Well, I can’t stop at feeling, be warned!

Dear cloth, can you feel me now?

Just when you touched the cloth, a strange “Argggg” emitted from behind and you find it was from the owner of the shop.

I love these stores that do away with the “Look but don’t touch” philosophy!

Dear cloth, your behaviour shall invite drapsits!

Then Michael Jackson’s alarm clock rang.

Gosh, I wish I could be that blatant and get away with it…

Just feel it do!

Whatever happened to “Just Do It”?

Just feel me…something wonderful is about to happy!

Not only did the touch screens not arrive in time for our E3 display, the scantily-clad models kept walking out in a huff for some reason.

The sign was purchased from a closeout sale of a body massage parlour

Aliens, animals, and other non-humans may not touch.

Oh, here I come you window treatment slut!

More evidence of extraterrestrial visitation!

I’m not sure what’s funnier: the sign or the random exclaimation point.

C’mon, I’ve got candy!!

I find it so funny this sign is posted on wood.

Is it really okay, dear drapery?

Yeah, yeah, NOW it’s asking to be felt, but just wait, after that you’ll have to hear it…about its entire day…before it will ever let you feel it again…

The first feel is always free. That’s how they get you started.

Owner of a lonely cloth

But mommy always said not to feel strange signs.

Q: When is broadcloth no longer broadcloth?
A: When it’s “felt.”

! DEAR CLOTH
JUST BITE ME

Given the way they treat the sheep up there, I imagine that this cloth is woven from Welsh wool… 😉

bite me.

thatnks to this fabric swatch, im now a registered drapist.

I have a bad feeling about this…

The calling card (or, in this case, fabric) of a closet emo Klingon.

Don’t have hands and I need to touch

I just need to get this printed on the front of my underwear !!

Just feel me…I’ll show you my feel too…giggity giggty goo.

ooohh cotton i think im getting a hard on

No, I will NEVER cheat on my Brocades!!! You can’t make me!

I love you long time.

Most common pickup-line in all of Japan, except “Hi! Yes, that is my penis sticking out!”

Hey, does the carpet match the drapes?

Sorry Happy Dragon, you already had your share of feelings…

omg omg omg omg OMG! it TALKS!

hey someone found it!! thats my sign that i wear out to the bars

Then come to the mothership with me…

I wanna touch you
I wanna smell you
I wanna taste you
I wanna feel you

Just like a human.

……….Do not pay attention to the Man behind the curtain

Now tug my cord really hard, baby.

I’m so dirty I need to be taken home and washed……
Then you can join me for a hot tumble…………

come here lil human come feel me i have candy 8D

Come on, come on, come on, now touch me babe. . .let me know that I am not afraid.