Blank DVDs have never been this fun… or as risky…

And that little photo beside the stack must be the first baby made.

Who needs 50 baby makers? Isn’t one enough?

Brings awhole new meaning to copulation doesn’t it.

Does it really take 50 instruction disks to learn how to make babies?

Oh! I get it. This is the DNA instruction set on how to clone people.

When I bought these, for some reason the cashier put them in a brown paper bag…

Well, some women do prefer small, but I guess this is not exactly what they mean…

Entire blank DVD case is BABIES!

And all this time I thought a disc was a DIAPHRAGM!

“I’d like to return these, please. Every time I go to use one it plays Marvin Gaye’s ‘Let’s Get It On'”

If you need 50 DVDs of instruction to figure it out, then I don’t think you’re quite ready for it.

Hmm…And those babies has a storage capacity of 4.7Gb each! Would be handy, if I wasn’t so insistant on having the newer 8Gb ones…

That is probabally the most unusual name for a brand of condoms I have ever come across!

Are these compatable with my Personal Data Breaker? 🙂

One scratch and the CD is sterile!

… Hold it!! Isn’t the baby drive too small to push in a CD? Maybe they should invent a pen drive! 😀

And this is not xxx, this is 16x…

Gratis with every marriage bann!

Hun, I think I should go to the hospital, my DVD is burning

Just use the protective sleeve and all will be OK…

Why would you have a picture of a baby in the adult videos section?

I don’t think those are CD’s you are looking at….

No honey, I think you misunderstood me. You’re still going to need a man if you want to have a baby. I didn’t say that he puts his disc inside.

Only playable on DVD-RW-KID Drives

Meh, must be just a bunch of cds full of porn.

Making copies…

If it takes 50 discs to make a baby, then how many would it take to raise a teenager?

I always suspected that a DVD-R would make a lousy condom, but now I know for sure.

So *that’s* where they come from…

Just great … fifty copies of old sex-ed films … At least it’s not fifty copies of “Gigli”.

Make sure your computer uses protection

50 discs of 4.7GB are required to store genetic information of humans

ooohhhh….this one is BURNING with desire! Hahahaha!

burn baby burn!!

I still say the old fashion way was more fun

a hidden governmental agenda to improve japan’s catastrophically low birth rates…

It only seems appropriate that I shall burn my porn movies onto these dics, sorry discs

“hey kids lets watch some home videos… lets watch the natalie episode, I like that one!”