Aoyagi’s Soft Ice Cream

When I stuff ice cream into my mouth, I get a headache!

Push a mouth to the limit with Aoyagi Ice cream! includes exciting features!
-Soft
-Substance and a taste
-Infatuation

IT! IT! Who the hell is IT?!

They said the same thing about Doral cigarettes…

It puts the ice cream in it’s mouth or else it gets the hose again.

I would think hard would be the feature you’d want stuffed in your mouth.

… and if it dribbles down its chin, then it has gone beyond its limit…

“Mommy, this ice cream is biting back!”

….GOD That’s a hot cone!

When soft serve gets bossy.

I think I saw this in an episode of “I Love Lucy” . . .

Something tells me this icecream would rather be warm and salty… No, I don’t mean caviar!

I guess even inanimate objects have needs.

It is liquid once it swallows!

Hardcore softness at its best.

This is what happens when Larry Flynt is let to write ads for everyday things.

I am infatuated when I bought this ice cream, not to mention eating IT.

The limit of this ad as Aoyagi ice cream approaches my mouth is pure tackiness!

Beware! If IT eats after midnight, it will become an infatuation.

I’m infatuated with Aoyagi’s ice cream and i’m going to stuff it in my mouth

Aoyagi… the ice cream that eats you.

@ Buffalo Bill: Or is it…..it stuffs the ice cream in its mouth or else it gets the cone again.

Hard to believe these are the same people who invented haiku….. or is it?

in new flavors: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and orgasmic

First, it smokes in an obituary, then it eats ice cream. An “it” after my own heart!

It puts the icecream in its mouth, it does this whenever its told

So when the ice-cream eats it stuffs into mouth and great taste happens, am I right?

it takes infatuation to eat this stuff

Take it to the rimit one more time!

How do you rike your ice cleam?

Do not feed the icecream

Don’t let it taste blood.

The ice cream has a mouth!?

“You would dare to revoking my waffle? The toast? I will to siccing my sausage of rough influence to you, go get ‘im, boy.”

“It puts the ice cream in its mouth!”

The Ice cream that ate up Beijing City!

in communist Russia ice cream eats YOU!

It practically eats itself.

Ice cream eats it and I scream!