Wait Impatiently For Woman

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The perfect gift for your girlfriends birthday.

WTF, that’s a garden hose attachment in the contents picture!

“Leuko” means “white” and as a medical word usually refers to Leukocytes, or White Blood Cells.
“Rrhea” means “Excessive flow”; Hemorrhage which uses a different form of that ( “rrhage” instead of “rrhea”) is the medical term for bleeding.
Given all of that, my best guess for a definition of leukorrhea is “bleeding of white blood cells”; though it could also mean “excessive flow of a white fluid”

Kringo was probably thinking of Leukemia which is a cancer involving white blood cells and bone marrow.

When stinks

may cause infertility o_o

A woman of the etiquette always uses the in-side cleaner when stinks.

We need that agent!! Why don’t we have one?!

Stinky Woman walkin’ down the street…Stinky Woman..kind I’d like to meet….

I get a stomach ache just watching this. Spraying water up your peepee will cause yeast infections.

One false move and that gruesome gadget will blow your uterus up like a penny balloon.

Super Douche!

Stinky Agents needed for door-to-door demonstrations.

In this month’s Cosmo…

DIY Artifical Insemination For Women of Etiquette on a Budget

All you need is your My Inside Cleaner, the dude who lives next door and some internet porn.

No muss, no fuss.

cont’d from above…

Now YOU won’t have to wait impatiently for a man.

This brings a whole new meaning to the word “icky”. O_0

clean puss after workout in order to be a woman of etiquette. remember, impatient man must always be present

Is the pulsating head extra?

It’s World New!

that’s wrong on so many levels… I think I’d go home if I was a lady vacationing in Japan and saw this….

I’m a guy and I still don’t sit well with this…

Aoyagi translates to “Round Clam”?!?

…Just when you think advertising couldn’t get any more rude. O_o

Has anyone noticed the top right corner? “World NEW!”
We’re going global people! Even third world countries will have clean vaginas!

patent pending? what for??

When not stinks, use is of tasty.

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Looks kinky.

Oh, and:
Leukorrhea (US) or leucorrhoea (Commonwealth) is a medical term that denotes a thick, whitish or yellowish vaginal discharge.

Holy Toledo Batman! It’s a douche on a hose!

Wait. I thought douching was discouraged.

Agent wanted? What for? Thought you already had your internal-organ enema!