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You wear it and they will come?
Try their special, it’s enchanting
Mad cow on menu perhaps.
that explains the swine flu.
Tomorrow’s special: Old fashioned linen vulgarities
Our menu is damn good!
The main curse comes with a side dish of damned fries
I feel plagued by clothing…
Can’t I get some christiam food?
May your towers crumble!
“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your salad bar…and rolls are 50 cents extra.”
“For our special today we have a rain of frogs legs served with a plague of locusts and a side of beef braised in red, mwahahaha… I mean… for 10.99….”
Curses! Braised again…
I don’t like the new style curses. May I have the traditional curses served with ketchup.
I’ll have a curtain burger with an order of jinx fries, please.
It’s not everyday that you get the opportunity to order a main curse from person wearing muslin (a closely-woven unbleached white cloth). WHY?? The side curse may be ordered from someone wearing calico.
A project of the Pray In Jesus’ Name Foundation towards creating further appeals for Imprecatory Prayers
“But mum, I wanted the VELVET curses!”
Whatever you do, do NOT order the 7 curse meal. Seriously. The last guy to do it was dead in three days, and his family still can’t afford to bury him.
if curses don’t work, you can always try some invocations:
http://is.gd/FcAo
Muslim curses!How dare they!
My favorite is: “May the fleas of forty camels infest your armpits!”
careful! montezuma’s revenge is served fresh!
I curse you in living. I curse you in dying. I curse you in running, and walking, and flying. Other than that I have no red beef with you.
This is the place across the street from God Burger.
Does “From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee” come with an eggroll?
so anyone who wears muslin or uses polishing wheels made of muslin are cursed?
A curse, made of fabric. They make us eat clothes and curse us huh!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslin
information about muslin
I so understand, in last paragraph just whole salt and is stated
kind of boring because the option is limited to muslin curses. i prefer silk curses, or polyester curses
I wonder if Bin Laden eats there…
May you eat in unclean restaurants.
May you feast upon the holy kebab and doner, my Prophet…
Oh, I recognize this place; Achmed the Dead Terrorist was eating here once!
Thats a typo. They meant courses
you better not enter!
Come in and we’ll curse at you!
Then try our bomburger