She makes a nice addition to our home…

We’ll take good care of her.

But we’re not too thrilled about your mother-in-law

Slightly more civil than “My Other Ride Is Your Mom”.

Don’t worry, you may keep your father…

Unfortunately, we had to use your Father as a trade-in on a new French Maid.

She is all Geisha now and almost never cries.

With the animatronics we put in her, she is very life-like.

Motherly love, nothing like it…

You don’t know her very well, do you?

No, no, thank you for YO’ mama!

This is the mother of all Engrish-2009!!

Tax collectors in Japan are so thoughtful!

id be surprised to see this in a funeral home

This is part of the gift basket you receive when you sign mom up at the home.

Hey, It’s the least I can do.

MILF?

I have to pay your school tuition!

You can also give us your son and we will give you a free bag of Fritos!

but we are already full of them. Please come back later

Signed: Graveyard Authority.

…she is a burden upon us all!

You can have her back now. One day was enough!

Also thanks for your corporation.

She was great last night! HeyyyYYYYOOOooooo!

But no regifting.

“Your Mom” jokes have seem to lost their touch…

She looks nice with your father and your father’s bastard.

Your MOM!

Makes a great gift.

She was delishuss! Can I get a side of stewed puppy?

Thank you for your mother. She was very pleased last night as well.

She was great.

…..she makes a great coat rack.

..think………… “Stifler’s Mom” !!!!!!!!!

She scares the beggars off.

So now I know where to get rid of her..

Underneath (“Okaasan is AOK!”

– What is this mother doing here?