Sapporo Souvenir T-shirt

Is you been to Tokyo too!

You should own this piece of [ crap ] history.

If I is gonna be buyin’ any shirt that’s been to Sapporo, I needs to know that it watched hockey and not some gosh durn wussy figure skatin’. I ain’t wearin’ no figure skatin’ shirt

It has been to Sapporo or else it has gotten the hose again.

My parents went to Japan, and all they got me is this excellent piece.

This comment is [you] a unimpressive.

It has been to Sapporo, and it is us.

Yes I am a tourist how’d you guess?

And all it brought me was [this] a t-shirt.

It has been to Sapporo. This t-shirt is [you] a drunk.

On the back: This excellent T-Shirt was made in [ you ] China.

Is this saying I’ve become a souvenir?!

oh noh i am subaneer

I think the copywriter had a couple too many Sapporos.

In Soviet Russia, t-shirt chooses YOU!!

Dude posted the Idea already, but it was the first thing that came to my mind:

In Soviet Japan, T-Shirt chooses [you]!

Because of [you] monkeys.

By simply wearing this attractive shirt, you are guaranteed to get an excellent piece, yourself.

who wants a peice of me [ you ]?

I has been on my sweaty back too.

It has been finest t-shirt ever agaisnt!

this T-shirt is you
this T-shirt is a souvenir
you = a souvenir

I love japanese designs… but I wonder why your t-shirt seems to be transparent. You will not go unnoticed with it.

It puts the t-shirt on its skin.

They improved it now…The [you] is blank and you get a free felt tip permanent marker with you…Just in case it’s a gift…

Must… obey…. t-shirt slogan….
I… am… a souvenir!

– Hey, you! Yes you, souvenir!