Reduce, reuse, reproduce

What a perfect accompanyment to swine flu.

I don’t know what’s in there, but it looks like it has been banging away at the sides of the can trying to get out!

Apparently, these people don’t believe in reincarnation.

That hole is a bit too large for my organism!

“Worried that your sister’s hamster will clog the toilet? Worry no more, you can toss him in the new Organism Waste Bin®”

The hole is a portal to another dimension. Stick your head in and you will find out.

A leading cause of divorce …

Looks like a “double-holer” to me. That would explain the organisms in it. But do they really recycle that stuff?

For those who think ordinary recycling still isn’t green enough

Paper. Plastic. Aluminum. Organism. Recycling of the future will reprocess everything and everyone!

That’s the prequel to Solemn Green

wow! public body disposal service! how handy!

This is a dream come true for the Mafia.

Public lavatories in China are somewhat different to those used in the West… 😮

Now I know what to do with my trophy wife when I’m done with her!

Santorum anyone?

if you don’t know what santorum is, google it.

Animals and children on the left, plastic and aluminum on the right…

Woah, I think I could have gone at least a few more years without knowing what “santorum” is, other than a senator. Ewwww.

I *think* the left-side of the bin is for organic waste that can be composted.

wow, no wonder so many people hate abortions…

Aye Kittah…They’re starting to go a little over the top with that “One child per family” rule! 😮

Now I can get rid of those organisms I’ve had in the garage for years.

now i know where all the used condoms go.

A better alternative to abortion!

Helping out natural selection

Your new and improved Sperm Bank! Taking the “melting pot” term to its litter-al sense!

Apparently, the left side is for floozies… Oh, wait, OrgaNIsm. Okay.

– Look Mommy! The Thing!