Outstanding Among Others…

In Engrish marketing the innocuous becomes magical.
Created by super-human efforts and with intentions pure and sincere.
The Products powers must extend far beyond its humble purpose.

Contains traces of outstanding pet fluid!

Our drinks are special – you drink drink – you are special too.

Much consumption makes you bathroom.

The beverage you selected cannot be found. Please click the “Refresh” button.

I can’t stop pressing F5 when I see this picture!

“We carefully did the best selection”, narrowing your choice from ten to two . . . . take a chance.

In and of themselves? Nothing special.

The can that sticks out like a sore thumb…

the machine selects the can for me.

….I just want a coke <.<

So which one did they pick, Coke or Pepsi?

What? No Pet Sweat! I hate this machine.

CBE 500: Outstanding beverage error.

Please refresh yourself with the [F5] key, or make another outstanding selection. 🙂

My web browser must be glad that I drink *bottled* beer, then! 😀

Canned beverage make you refresh…

…But case of cans make you DDoS attack! 🙂

Canned hearts for Â¥120? There must be a lot of Vampyres about… 🙂

This is the beverage for the farmer who is outstanding in his field.

What’s with the heart on the can? Is this Apeture Science’s new line of drink: Companion Beverage?

yea… and you have none left?!?

Your weighted companion beverage certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and must, unfortunately, be euthanized.

We hope you can choose the best one for yourself.

Lol, secret chamber ? Hardest test evah; try to get your Weighted companion beverage out of the vending machine bij refreshing.

Just like the farmer said, “I’m outstanding in my field.”

– One extraordinary water, second from the left, please.