I’d like a subscription, decaf.

I read about this stuff…

So full you can’t drink from it.

it’s rare when something this unabashedly simple, still manages to come out wrong.

It gets a little bitter tasting around the advertisements.

You do realize of course that liquid magazines are a product of Cyberdyne Systems?

Ugh… too many perfume samples in this one.

This month’s issue… I mean, cup, of Playboy tastes a little over-brewed… if you get my meaning.

The Reader’s Digest version is half the size…

What?! No pictures?!??

It’s perfect for my coughee.

I’d like mine with crime and sagar please!

Please remeber to put your Simple Mag on our Complicated Poasters.

Someone should get magged in the face for this one.

After Google Gulp (See http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ ) became hugely popular in the U.S, cheaper Eastern variants were bound to follow! 😉

Simple things please simple minds… 🙂

For a “simple” mag, it’s three-dimensional structure actually looks very complicated! 😮

In todays fast moving, intense, data-driven World – Any time saving means of absorbing data (Such as a whole magazine in a mug of Coffee) is a most useful and very welcome thing! 🙂

By the Gods! I knew that Japanese technology was often more advanced than what we have in Britain…But I didn’t think it was *that* advanced! 😮

I bet the editor felt like a right mug when he realised his mistake… 😉

I complained of some shards at the bottom of my mag…
… I was told it was ‘fine print!’

I prefer to get my news through osmosis.

This is a Simple Mag, the most powerful coffee mug in the world, and it will blow your head clean off. So you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Am I thirsty? Well are you, punk!?

What an ugly mag. Barf green.

Margaret (“Mag”) drank from her bright green mug all morning, never understanding why her co-workers were constantly snickering. The next day, they pasted a “kick me” sign to the back of her cubicle chair.

the simple mag offers the most mundane form of drinkery ware, for more advanced drinkery; see our complex mag, you can dring 3 different types of coffee at once!

what’s up with the votes disappearing?

@ EricG: It seems to happen here from time to time, and it’s a bit of a pain in the a$$ if ye ask me…Especially as I rely on the ratings system to tell me if I actually managed to submit a genuinely funny comment or not! 🙁 Whilst I’m on the subject: I tried setting a photo using GrAvatar so that my custom thumbnail would appear against all of my Engrish comments, but each post seems to present the same e-mail hash for each and every user to Gravatar, and thus that didn’t work either. 🙁 So all I… Read more »

Simple Mag: We don’t have a lot of issues.

As opposed to “complicated mag”, who requires cupholder v2.0 or better.

Simple, because nothing is in there.

Finally! This complicated mag is giving me a headache and a stomachache.

half caf, steamed, w/ low fat skimmed milk, ‘n paper pulp latte, please

there’s simple not mach else to say

I haz simple small pleez?

“Can I also get one in Demag?” “It’s for my tapes!”

And a mugazine, please.