Unbalanced shirt

Home sex, because its not safe out there

Her name is Eileen.

Doubles your chances on a Friday night.

Not quite sure what you want? Get the best of both worlds with a tranny shirt.

As long as it doesn’t say “Bestiality” on the front, we might still be able to work it out.

I guess that bag weighs quite a lot then…

Home sweet home!

Adds a new meaning to “Your place or mine?”.

“I’m feeling a little unbalanced… let’s just stay home tonight.”

Bicepsuality, for the very much balanced bodybuilder.

Why have a balance when you can have them all?

Pretty Home-o-sexual! Or is that neo-homeopathy?

Homesexuality: perfect for the agoraphobic love of your life.

Lock away your doors!

If you’ve got the hots for your home, stay away from electrical outlets.

homesexuals sleep in the Bad Room

A little hetero should balance you out.

I aint havin no home-sexual into my house, especially an unbalanced one.

Too much information!

and what does the balanced shirt say?

And Marge is a Homersexual.

Her front may be unbalanced!

If you don’t balance your homosexuality and bisexuality, you have to wear this shirt.

Forget bi-curious- this one’s just outright confused.

Unbalanced people shouldn’t stand so close to the railway tracks!

A new twist to the rejection hotline.

BALANCED PERSON
Awaysexuality
Heterosexuality

Let’s get one thing straight…

GEE, I thought they were trying to get away from that image!

Answers those pesky personal questions you never know how to ask.

Some editing might help.

Homesexuality: Being sexually attracted to homes.