To serve man…

I know some humans that are like vegetables all right…

I guess that’s one way to live forever…

Transplanted tripe for the cannibal in us all.

One wrong letter ruins all. For Your information, the Chinese text mentions Hunan Province of China.

Must be them Invisbile Scratch Piklz.

It was comforting to find out that all the little human pickles on the menu had died of natural causes. Yet, watching them do a vaudeville act on a little stage while eating, was a tad unnerving.

Conditions were rumored to be quite bad at the little human pickle slaughterhouse, so I knew that the tiny Nike sneaker I found in my dish had to be a cheap knock-off.

Yes, it does say Hunan. I think the photo was “doctored”.

My pickles are itchy…

YOWCH!!!

“Interesting pattern on these dishes… this looks like a depiction of two Greek youths playing leapfrog while this depiction looks like a young man holding a pickle…”

On the Human Pickle Jar:

Do not refrigerate after opening, pickles will shrink.

It’s people, the human pickles are….. oh, it’s kinda obvious huh?

1) What?! Do they pickle the radish of a human?

2) He’ll be a vegetable for life!

Photo found in the book: “Cooking with Lorena Bobbit”

return for refund if flaccid

I don’t want to donate my body to science anymore.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.

Vintage movie “Soylent Green”; old bodies were recycled into crackers!

I think I’ll just have some rice….

When I said you should serve the customers…

This one tastes a little like Uncle Dill

Is that your human pickles or are just happy to see me?

p.s. a gherkin is a small pickle…

[insert joke about gherkins here]

a joke like: no jerkin’ your gherkin?

Don’t forget to try the cream of Sum Yung Gi soup!

IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!

I’m so glad they didn’t put the pigs tripe slices along with the pickled cabbage, it just wouldn’t work.

Imagine the size of the jars on the bar….

“That isn’t the bar man…its lunch”

i will not ask what human pickles look like…

I don’t wanna know what human pickles really looks like… O_O

now you why jews are so rich they bring theyre circumcisions here