Inside: just a tape recorder…

Was someone in this self-service booth before me? This phone smells like…. oh no!

I really hope Carrot Top isn’t there. I hate that guy.

Especially for people who mutter to themselves all the time. Hear voices? This is where to talk to them.

Where you an talk on and on and on and on…..

Finally, a company that appreciates the fact that I talk to myself.

Free mirror inside!

Well, you know what they say…! If you want to have an INTELLIGENT conversation…!

For when you don’t want to feel QUITE as lonely as you really are.

In my country it’s called marriage.

Didn’t a former Surgeon General get a lot of flak from some up-tights about such talk?

This is a relief, I get sick of people always talking for me.

Talk amongst yourselves. I’m all verkelmpt.

errr…verklempt, that is. I was so verklempt I spelled it wrong.

Yakity Yak
Don’t talk back

This is great. It gives me some place to commune with my multiple personalities – most of whom all get along fine. Until Gustave shows up. Then things tend to get messy.,

I was really looking forward to a relaxing evening of talking to myself until I saw a sign with a long list of instructions that began with, “Please buy a talk card with card sale machine of the second floor bathroom entrance.” I knew then that my plans had been foiled.

i just yelled at myself for touching myself so im sueing myself

When I think about me, I touch myself.

Now, when I’m mumbling to myself in the middle of the night, I know where to go.

I’m big enough, I am smart enough and gosh darn-it, people like me.

Great! They finally captured the political “spin doctors” and put them all in one place!!!

Finally, an alternative to using the cellphone trick…

Just a place made for shop lifting…self service..and FREE counceling!

Suddenly I feel so lonely.

For people with low self-esteem.

That’s what I call talking to the hand…

god, i wish i had my clone to talk for 24 hrs and more…