Doing the wash never felt so dirty…

Doing the wash never felt so dirty…

posted on 2 Apr 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Wait till you see my spin cycle…

 

Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Korean owned laundry in Saipan. 

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Kees
Kees
15 years ago

That’s no bar of soap, honey

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
15 years ago

This dry cleaner sucks.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
15 years ago

…Hand wash only 😉

Samuel
Samuel
15 years ago

Opening hours:
10 pm to 6 am

Mirchev
Mirchev
15 years ago

Also, your genitals will be cleaner than ever before for ***NO EXTRA COST***

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

I got your Wrinkle Free Permanent Press… right here, Baby!

Jon
Jon
15 years ago

Are there rooms in the back?

Grifter
Grifter
15 years ago

Is this that same day pick up service I’ve been hearing so much about?

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

Careful with that. It’s labeled “delicate.”

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

…and by “drop off your laudry,” you really mean “drop your drawers,” right?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
15 years ago

Spin. Wash. Spin. Wash. The cycle keeps on and on.

Classic Steve
15 years ago

Of course, thanks to the washing machines, your shower afterward will be cold….

JohnB
JohnB
15 years ago

Now THAT’s what I call a full service laundry!

theillen
theillen
15 years ago

They’ve patented the Sit n’ Spin Cycle

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
15 years ago

I hear Friday night is not to be missed…
it’s ladies night…
intimate apparel is half off…
giggity!

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

Instruction on the washing machine: “Remove your clothes when the lights go off”

😀

SaveTheBumpf
SaveTheBumpf
15 years ago

Save up those quarters!

Rev
Rev
15 years ago

Well, you’re dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don’t look back, and I love you.
Well, you’re slim and you’re weak
But your clothes, they do reek.
You’re dirty, sweet and you’re my girl.

Refrain: Drop off your laundry, get it on, bang a gong.

–T. Rex

Xila
Xila
15 years ago

The laundry business was starting to suffer since the advent of home machines, and then one day Mr. J had an idea….

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
15 years ago

i like to tumble dry baby.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
15 years ago

so that’s where the chicks on wysteria lane do their laundry.

Water imp
Water imp
15 years ago

Where we give “between the sheets” a whole new meaning!

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
15 years ago

Wow, what a promotional gimmick!

PG
PG
15 years ago

It’s a rub and tub laundry service. Guaranteed happy endings.

Be careful of the undercover cops, though.

Jay
Jay
15 years ago

Drop your pants here and receive prompt attention.

DieselDragon
15 years ago

Ladies! Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time! 🙂

DieselDragon
15 years ago

Drop your trousers here for best results. 😉

DieselDragon
15 years ago

Just don’t try to do anything with a “Permanent Press” cycle… 😮

DieselDragon
15 years ago

The place where a “Hot wash” takes on an altogether different meaning! 😉

DieselDragon
15 years ago

Is this a “Self service” establishment…Or should I speak to the attendant, Ms. Porn? 🙂

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

We don’t have spinners. We let drip dry!

jimmy
15 years ago

everyday they will dirty, we have to clean it

Hot Gym Girl
15 years ago

Ask for our special “hand wash”!

randy
randy
15 years ago

Snuggle frabic softener: garauntee freshness at second base

Mariposer
Mariposer
15 years ago

“Hand wash only”

Asian boy Sybil
Asian boy Sybil
15 years ago

so whats your name?

Taterman
Taterman
15 years ago

**Barry White not included

Barticus
Barticus
15 years ago

I’ll pass on the Martinizing thanks.

Sydney
Sydney
15 years ago

Now this is where I want to my invest my clothes!

jamie
jamie
15 years ago

well i got rid of the laundry, now what do i do with my kids?

Kara
Kara
15 years ago

….I am going here next time!

ShadowClone
ShadowClone
15 years ago

“We have special ‘conditioners’ to “FLUFF” you up before ‘getting it on’…”

Dave
Dave
15 years ago

“In by 10, out by 5” has a whole new meaning

katie
katie
15 years ago

why can’t we do this at home rather than pay to do it here ,’:-|

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
15 years ago

That’s one way to get into someone else’s pants.

neenz
neenz
15 years ago

College campuses will stop at nothing to make their services appealing to students…

Dave
Dave
15 years ago

Sounds like my kind of place. Oh Yea! Giggity Giggity Goo!

lily
lily
14 years ago

now the husbands won’t complian about doing the laundry

Starguy
Starguy
14 years ago

For best results, remove all clothing and get it on as slowly as possible

ladeh person
ladeh person
14 years ago

I didn’t know Marc Bolan ran a laundromat!!!

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