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That’s no bar of soap, honey
This dry cleaner sucks.
…Hand wash only 😉
Opening hours:
10 pm to 6 am
Also, your genitals will be cleaner than ever before for ***NO EXTRA COST***
I got your Wrinkle Free Permanent Press… right here, Baby!
Are there rooms in the back?
Is this that same day pick up service I’ve been hearing so much about?
Careful with that. It’s labeled “delicate.”
…and by “drop off your laudry,” you really mean “drop your drawers,” right?
Spin. Wash. Spin. Wash. The cycle keeps on and on.
Of course, thanks to the washing machines, your shower afterward will be cold….
Now THAT’s what I call a full service laundry!
They’ve patented the Sit n’ Spin Cycle
I hear Friday night is not to be missed…
it’s ladies night…
intimate apparel is half off…
giggity!
Instruction on the washing machine: “Remove your clothes when the lights go off”
😀
Save up those quarters!
Well, you’re dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don’t look back, and I love you.
Well, you’re slim and you’re weak
But your clothes, they do reek.
You’re dirty, sweet and you’re my girl.
Refrain: Drop off your laundry, get it on, bang a gong.
–T. Rex
The laundry business was starting to suffer since the advent of home machines, and then one day Mr. J had an idea….
i like to tumble dry baby.
so that’s where the chicks on wysteria lane do their laundry.
Where we give “between the sheets” a whole new meaning!
Wow, what a promotional gimmick!
It’s a rub and tub laundry service. Guaranteed happy endings.
Be careful of the undercover cops, though.
Drop your pants here and receive prompt attention.
Ladies! Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time! 🙂
Drop your trousers here for best results. 😉
Just don’t try to do anything with a “Permanent Press” cycle… 😮
The place where a “Hot wash” takes on an altogether different meaning! 😉
Is this a “Self service” establishment…Or should I speak to the attendant, Ms. Porn? 🙂
We don’t have spinners. We let drip dry!
everyday they will dirty, we have to clean it
Ask for our special “hand wash”!
Snuggle frabic softener: garauntee freshness at second base
“Hand wash only”
so whats your name?
**Barry White not included
I’ll pass on the Martinizing thanks.
Now this is where I want to my invest my clothes!
well i got rid of the laundry, now what do i do with my kids?
….I am going here next time!
“We have special ‘conditioners’ to “FLUFF” you up before ‘getting it on’…”
“In by 10, out by 5” has a whole new meaning
why can’t we do this at home rather than pay to do it here ,’:-|
That’s one way to get into someone else’s pants.
College campuses will stop at nothing to make their services appealing to students…
Sounds like my kind of place. Oh Yea! Giggity Giggity Goo!
now the husbands won’t complian about doing the laundry
For best results, remove all clothing and get it on as slowly as possible
I didn’t know Marc Bolan ran a laundromat!!!