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Good doggy, nice doggy, just wring youself into this bottle.
Which flavors, I mean breeds, do they come in?
The latest perfume to be released by Britney Spears.
From the makers of Gatorade.
However, you must be of legal drinking age to buy “Frog Sweat”
Finally… an easier way to get my fix. My dog was starting to chafe.
There’s no Engrish here. Nothing was lost or gained in translation. It’s just friggin’ retarded.
And for stomach: pet barf
It’s the pet version for Pocari Sweat (ãƒã‚«ãƒªã‚¹ã‚¨ãƒƒãƒˆ ,Pokari Suetto?) is a popular Japanese soft drink and sports drink, manufactured by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocari_Sweat
Engrishwebmaster added: also as chronicled on Engrish.com in 1996:
https://engrish.com/1996/06/pocari-sweat/
Cows’ eyes, bat wings, tail of newt,… now if I only could find some sweat of dog…
Of course, the hardest part is collecting the sweat…
You have a pet
That doesn’t sweat
He’s so upset
You bought this yet?
This water seems a little thick, what brand is ….. ewwwwww!
Is sweat sterile?
Mmm, kibbles and spits.
Don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.
I thought dogs just shed….
A wonderful new alternative to spitting on people!
“Needs more dog.”
Coming soon for the cat lovers that like to snack: Hair Ball Crunch
Not to be confused with “Pets Wet.”
With just a hint of Snaussages…
since the legalization of pocaris as pets, the brand underwent a name change.
most popular flavour is Grape Dane
fresh squeezed
it may contains traces of pee as well…
Ahhh the taste of exertion…
And for your deep down body thirst there’s Horse Piss!
Ah so THATS why sausage dogs are soo long…it all the wringing
Dogs don’t sweat
Doggy vomit for dessert!
The monkey sweat is no doubt in the expensive isle next to the organic foods.
Stafforshire Bull Perrier
I used to always just lick my dog, now i know there’s a better way!
Somebody already said it, but obviously a “Pocari Sweat” sports-drink ripoff. Lived in Japan for ten years but never saw this one…
LoLz! didnt know there was pet sweat…hahaha…you should get the sweat of my dog…it smells so BAD!!! hahaha…maybe it tastes GOOD…
and all this time I could’ve been SELLING my cats’ puke…
“Many animals were harmed in the making of this product.”
beechoak, dogs dont sweat! You’d better find some snake legs for your recipe!
Wait… dogs dont sweat… that is an entirely different type of the pet’s body fluids!
Ahhh … Squeezed poodle!