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Bar Real
posted on 4 Apr 2009 in Buildings
*dreams not guaranteed.
Photo courtesy of G.D.
Found in Japan.
(356 votes, average: 2.78 out of 5)
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Real dreams or cocktail dreams.
They wanted to set themselves apart from the “Bar Fake” next door
Come dream with us of a better world where everybody is beautyfull (beergoggles). Yes, here are your real friends, the ones you drink with, and they will be with you forever (in a drunken slurr). Come join the fun (of not seeing you life fall appart)…
Odd… this drink tastes like nothing at all…
Japan’s first legal absynthe bar
Bar real… Tarzan thirsty… drink full of false hope…
Phonies, posers, orange tans and silicone sweethearts will be denied entry. Visionaries and Dreamers welcomed.
Somebody’s spiked this cocktail – I feel sleepy…
This place seems like a safe bet… unless the word “COCKTAIL” is Engrish for something else. “Cocktail and Nightmares”
So they only offer one cocktail? It’s going to take more than that to make my dreams come true.
Cocktail and dreams? Oh my, it’s a very bad idea to mix alcohol with opium…
Dreams no bar!
Bar real; if only the bill wasn’t…
This bar tries to keep its head out of the clouds, but it really is more of a dreamer.
With the economy like it is, Tom Cruise had to get a second job.
pinch me i must be drinking!
I’ll have a dream on the rocks, please…
Spiked White Russian and Gutterballs please.
“I love you, man. I really love you. And I know I am drunk and slurring my words, but… what was I saying.”
Just don’t show up in your underwear…
Maybe they mean a command form: “Keep real cocktails and dreams out of here.”
Is this real or am I dreaming?
Bar Real… Dreams Fake.
I’d go drinking more often if that was my local watering hole.
What a ripoff – my dreams come true when I’m drunk on any old thing!
Bar Real: dream responsably , make sure you d.a.c. (dream alcohol content) isnt over .08
suspicious bar 0.0…is it relly real?
You can visit BAR FAKE for beer and hangovers, or BAR REAL for cocktails and dreams.
“For the best dreams, bar none”
They probably water down the dreams…
Next time I come for you I’m gonna want some cocktail… Fruit!
I wander if I will feel joy here????
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