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It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
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posted on 5 Apr 2009 in Signs
Nice enough guys, but there’s never any TP in the bathroom…
Photo courtesy of G.D.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
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We sell nothing overseas an have no plans to sell anithing in the future.
No appointment necessary. Walk-ins welcome.
Branding & identity: the non-planned specialty of our charman…
“Well, Gentlemen, I see we have nothing on the agenda today… all those in favor of doing nothing say… uh… aw, skip it…”
Bush and Cheney started up in Japan
Meeting at 1pm today, we’ll decide what the meeting is about at 2pm.
TOMMY NON eventually went mad after his Non Planning Co. became the last in a rapid succession of business failures that included:
Non Scents – a fragrance company
Non De Script – a Dutch font foundry
Non Stop Pollution – a well-intentioned charitable organization
NON PLANNING CO. Specializing in nothing.
“I don’t understand why our stocks are falling so rapidly.”
“I guess you just didn’t think things through.”
and
I went down to get my name branded on me so that my identity wouldn’t be stolen.
Would you like your name on your left or right cheek?
Let’s Whatever!!
Niagra Powered, you missed
Non A Gone: the Nine Sided Bike-Courier Wheel
Non Pro Fit: A plus sized dress company for underprivileged transvestites
The Branding and Identity place beneath them scares the **** out of me.
I wonder why they didn’t visit the Branding and Identity office next door before they came up with that legal name….oh yah…nevermind…
Reminds me of that creepy vintage movie Soylent Green.
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